What do you call a platypus wearing plaid?

A plaidypus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConorCannot
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What do you call a duck wearing plaid?

A lumberquack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActuallySquirtle
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"How plaid do you want it?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeeowlthyme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Jokes about plaid are simply not okay

Far too many lines get crossed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/optionalsilence
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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If Shaft was a lumberjack, would that make him a plaid mamma jamma?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoGreenLantern
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Her: I’m leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.

Me: Wait. I can change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess

Well plaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MovingWindows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own

The British were simply out-plaid

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I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed β€œkilled” to β€œkilt”.

Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's the difference between the Welsh nationalist party and a tartan Toyota?

One's Plaid Cymru, the other's a plaid Camry

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