What do you call a platypus wearing plaid?
A plaidypus
What do you call a duck wearing plaid?
A lumberquack.
Jokes about plaid are simply not okay
Far too many lines get crossed
If Shaft was a lumberjack, would that make him a plaid mamma jamma?
Her: Iβm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.
Me: Wait. I can change.
A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess
Well plaid
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed βkilledβ to βkiltβ.
Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
What's the difference between the Welsh nationalist party and a tartan Toyota?
One's Plaid Cymru, the other's a plaid Camry
