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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAcurite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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He's just following orders
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and 2 huricanes...

Bartender says, β€œThat will be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?

Souper size

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Next time this will be my order in bar for this year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samtxneo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.

So close, yet sofa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A neutron goes up to the bar and orders a drink.

When asking the bartender how much it costs they reply β€œFor you? No charge.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atoterrano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!

He said it was a mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says β€œSorry we don’t serve food here.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrianorivera
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.

I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"

This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlitterCritter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied β€˜yeh but that’s rare’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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After a long day I want to take a dump as soon as I get home, but it's not my first order of business.

That's #2 on my list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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The order for this countertop has no address

It just says "For Mica".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?

...by tex-mexage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What did the cannibal order at a restaurant?

Raw-men!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatefinesser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender asks him how will he be paying. The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snickerdoodlydo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A horse enters a bar and orders a drink.

When he’s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, β€œI don’t think I do...” and vanished from existence.

To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartes’ theory β€œI think, therefore I am.” But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.

<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>

... I’ll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techsavior
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adraz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I applied for a job as a short order cook...

...but I didn’t get the job. They said I was too tall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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A tall order
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πŸ‘€︎ u/79to55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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God, they are invading us: we need LAW & ORDER!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkaGurGor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.

Beanstalked is a serious matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VateauxII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingrangerprops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"

I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Help! I started arranging them by artist but that wasn’t right. Then by title, but that wasn’t right either. Nor by colour. Nor alphabetically by first track title. Finally, I arranged them by number of tracks, but I just couldn’t get them in the right order. So I got rid of them all. Do I have 0CD?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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You would expect A Queue to go in order

but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3RRRIT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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How does the computer programmer order all her books?

By the Dewey Hexadecimal System!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I must have 10 New Order records but I only ever seem to play one of them.

I have a serious Substance abuse problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_Badman_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.

The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clubdrop14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I’ve been dancing in public while insulting people.

I practice social diss dancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My wife just gave me a restraining order..

Who knew there was an incorrect way to use a colander....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What does a pirate order in a Vietnamese bar

Pho Hoe Hoe and a bottle of rum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dathedrr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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God, they are invading us: we need LAW & ORDER!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkaGurGor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What did the russian author order for breakfast?

Toast-oyevsky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redqueenhypo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Whenever my friend smells, he says things in the wrong order.

He's got a terrible case of body Yoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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How does Cyndi Lauper order her spices?

Thyme after thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviCK_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A mathematical analysis is in order....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Went to my butchers for my dinner but he gave me the wrong order

Must have been a misteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Judge: I order you to pay $10,000.

Mario: Why? Judge: It's a fine. Mario: No, itsa not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Sir, why aren't you eating dat order?

Because of eating disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.

I said alphabetically or by age

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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So we were at a mcdonald's and they got my dad's order wrong 5 times.

Dad goes "Get me your mcfucking manager."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticSponge5568
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet drink, saying to put it on his bill.

He had a Tab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What drink does a frog order at the bar?

A mo-squito...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discostuu72
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I was fired from Jimmy Johns because I kept mixing up people’s orders.

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyloWrench
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole

Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.

Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Judge: Order in the court!

Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A man walks into the pizza shop and orders a pizza. The worker asked if he wanted it cut into 4 pieces or 6 pieces.

The man said 4 because he probably wasn’t going to eat 6.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopi_is_short
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Some reorganization is definitely in order for me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vuyfogifux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I thought we're supposed to isolate in order to "flatten the curve,"

but I'm only getting fatter.

-My dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zatosu_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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two cops go around the block and see if everything is in order...

one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilboxcutter
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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If cows don’t have Internet, how do they order things?

From a cattle log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolaidPower
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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WAITER: are you ready to order?

DAD: I’ll have the rabbit stew

WAITER: only if you promise not to say β€œwaiter there’s a hare in my soup” after I bring it

...

DAD: I’ll have the chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What drink did the judge order?

Just ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Where does Elsa order her sandwiches?

The arenDeli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.

She’s very curry-ageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My order of a dozen bees came with 13 bees

When I called customer service about it they said, β€œ oh that’s just a freebie.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Would you like your order fΓΌhrer or to go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keepscrollin-u
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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My pun-making card game "Puns of Anarchy" got 4,000 pre-orders thanks to this sub! kickstarter.com/projects/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What did the mathematician order at the Spanish restaurant?

A Ο€-ella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_iluvpizzas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Congratulations are in order

aacgilnnoorsttu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoebread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I just saw a Buddhist order a hot dog.

He said, "Make me one with everything. "

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I'm concerned people aren't staying in and taking the whole stay at home order seriously

Car dealerships have more cars in their lots than ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EinHeldenle_Ben
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A man orders soup at a restaurant

He orders turtle soup, the waiter takes his order and starts to walk off. The main suddenly sees his favourite pea soup and calls back the waiter. The man says "Waiter im terrible sorry but would you mind holding the turtle and make it pea?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Platypus_Dundee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention

The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryruralNE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...

It's a Pride Parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.

I really should get past this phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FramDzi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

The bartender says, β€œthat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes

Bartenders says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joey_m47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordAlgor7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks, "How much?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuardianoftheVoid
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender: I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTLD1990
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says...

"Sorry we don’t serve food here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Sir, why aren't you eating dat order?

Because of eating disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œEasy. Right next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Judge to Mario... I order you to pay Β£10000

Mario: Why?

Judge: It's a fine

Mario: (Sadly) No its a not

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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I told my wife, β€œI’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œThat should be easy. Next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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