A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. β€œFirst offender?” the judge asked.

β€œNo” she replied. β€œFirst a Gibson , then a Fender”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Do you know what kind of shoes sex offenders normally wear?

Creepy white vans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a convicted violet offender?

A perp hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjornulf17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What’s the other term for the sex offenders list?

The pedo files

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0_0k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Insulting people who stutter are repeat offenders.

EH?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snerkderp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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What do you call a flower sex offender?

A petalphile

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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A sex offender once came to me for help

I was touched

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Repeat Offender

When I am home for break I shower in my parents' bedroom because I hate sharing with my brother. So when I do so, I walk through their room in my towel to get to and from the shower. Every night I get the same joke:

Dad: Rugbybackliner, you wore the same outfit yesterday!

He then proceeds to laugh his ass off, despite telling this joke almost every night for the last 5 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rugbybackliner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says "first offender?" She says,

No, first a Gibson, then a fender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sykadelik_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimkal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"

The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei7689
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyGenious
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