Frankenstein enters a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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︎ Sep 29 2018
At least, he "seas" his objective clearly...
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︎ Feb 23 2019
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︎ Nov 28 2015
A relatable inanimate object pun that I drawded.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood.
I replied, βA whittle.β
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Chemist n Plumber
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Took me a while
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I proudly exclaimed to my family, "As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass!"
"I just wanted to make that clear!"
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I used to get small shocks every time I touched metal objects, but I don't anymore.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.
Seriously, it had 360 degrees!
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What did the cow say to the celestial object?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. There is no Time.β
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
What is the object oriented way to get wealthy?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My wife got mad at me for have sexual affairs with inanimate objects
I told her it was one night stand...
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My wife is such a sex object.
Every time I want sex, she objects.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
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︎ Nov 02 2020
We preserve objects very well these days.
Soon, artefacts may just become a thing of the past.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I went to an Eye Doctor because I was having trouble seeing
I thought he would give me glasses, but he said he had a better solution and suddenly squirted ketchup into my eyes!
I was about to object, then realized I could see perfectly! I asked him how it worked, and he shrugged and said...
"Heinz-sight is 20/20"
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Who would run a country where there are only objects used for geometrical drawing?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...
and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What did the spoon say to the other spoon?
Nothing, objects can't talk
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What is the most sexual object in the world?
A door, because it wont stop banging the frame.
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︎ May 25 2020
This one weird object will literally shock you!
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
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︎ Jul 19 2020
My wife said I can't treat people like objects.
I'm not so sure I can live with that.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
A clock is the most likely object to get corona
because it always has its hands on it's face
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I have no objection to people being spontaneous,
I just think there is a time and a place for it.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Itβs funny they call them βunidentified flying objectsβ
I could identify them right away. those are ufos.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Im quivering in my boots
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︎ Nov 07 2020
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
After seeing a dead bird I had to tell my 4 year old what it means.
I said
it Δt :
pro. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned. Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant; a group of objects or individuals; an action; or an abstraction.
pro. Used as the subject of an impersonal verb.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I think I lost my sense of object permanence
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Meditate on it
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Them: Donβt treat women like objects
Me: Women women = new Women();
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I call my wife the sex object.
Anytime i want sex, she objects.
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