NaN Puns

I only wanted one granny flat :(

Gran-hola!

Ehh, I cannot buy that for a second.

Granola

She decided to start walking 2miles a day to keep fit......

she’s 73 now and I have no fucking clue where she is.

Nan-"watched a great movie today"

Me-"oh yeah, what's it about?"

Nan-"about an hour and a half"

Now she's an insta-Gramma.

Nan: I need to nip out later to grab some velcro

Me: I'd buy online if I were you. Velcro is a right rip off...

Nan: No, it's quite reasonably priced I think.

Smiled slightly and left it at that. Two weeks on and she still has no idea!

da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.

Nan does.

2 Na

But then i was like Na

I wanted to make a joke about sodium but Na they wont get it

...because its like napkin for your pee, so its called na-pee!

(proud dad moment)

But then I thought, “Na”.

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

But Na. That would be going too far.

And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.

So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.

So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!

NA

Ba-nan-nan-naaa ba-nan-nan-naaa

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

It's one small step for Nan....

NaBrO.

But Na

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

But she says-na

Naan naan naan na na na naan

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.

Was Ba Na Na Naaa

Dad: Na

Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said “Na.”

My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically

So i wanted to tell a joke about Salt but i was like Na

Na-cho cheese

they were confused because it belonged to "Da Yo"

2 Na

But Na

A ba-na-na-naaaa.

Na

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

but then i was like Na

NaBrO!!

Na