Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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OG comment said he had never seen the ocean IRL
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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This is the OG fanta(TM)stick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrokoFroderik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My uncle is an OG dad, schooling us all

Blatantly stolen from my Uncles Facebook page (link in comments):

Uncle: I'm proud of myself. Instead of goofing off this summer, I chose to go back to school and better myself. I enrolled in a course and have spent the past few weeks in intense study, finally passing the final exam today with a score of 100% - a score that I'm pretty sure they don't see too often. It's not often that I toot my own horn, but this time I think I really deserve it. Thank you to everyone who helped me achieve my goal!

Friend: Congratulations! What subject?

Uncle: It was Traffic School. Speeding ticket. The system wanted me to fail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaSquad1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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The og dad joke

Son:Dad, I'm hungry

Dad:Hi hungry I'm dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dave_Jeff
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My friend's dad told me he was one og the Spice Girls.

"Really?"

"Yeah, Old Spice!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Hey did you hear about the new kind of Italian rap music?

It’s called Rigatone.

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What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?

An OG Golly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My grandfather's in hospice, Dad asked him "how are you feeling?"

With my hands.

OG dad joker till the end. Love you Grandfather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KotWmike
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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If you don't understand potensial energy

You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice

They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.

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Help Wanted

I work at a store and we're hiring, so we have a "Help Wanted" sign in the window. An older gentleman (OG) walks in...

OG: What's wrong?

Me: What do you mean?

OG: There's sign asking for help in the window. I thought you might need help with something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessethemark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Dinner joke

So tonight at the dinner table my mother wanted to explain how she made the salad.

So she begins with: "first i chopped some salat just to begin the salat, and I added some apple and lime to give it some bitterness. I also chopped some hazelnuts to give the salat umami" (to those who don't know what umami is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami)

Then my dad interrupted and said: "If I had made that salat, i would have used walnuts instead. I prefer the taste og upapi.

The he laughed in a way, only a dad can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antonchristian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?

An OG Golly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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