There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

Boolean

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Computer Puns

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.


Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.


In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.


An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks β€œmay I join you?”


Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.


Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.


I named my hard drive β€œdat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to β€˜back dat ass up’.


I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


I changed my password to β€œincorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say β€œYour password is incorrect”.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.


Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.


A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.


I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardwar

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sykadelik_
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There are two types of people: 1.) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreamingHawk
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There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
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There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
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There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
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There are 2 types of people in the world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/revgmoney
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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

a boooolean.

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There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from data
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