No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
Happy No L!
Spine.
Elvish
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Go ahead, prove me wrong
Since good players are hard to find
A pair of frittatas.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
How dairy!
It loses its SN’s.
(I don’t know why I made this terrible joke)
He said it was too cheesy
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
Spine
It’s called the David Lee Roth.
But others will say nomster
It’s ok, Toucan play that game.
H2O
Ingredients
Bread
Method
Pull it.
Some might call me a monster, others a nomster
Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.
Because they're all not 'C's.
Change my mind.
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
