Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
What do you call mustard native to an area?
Why should you put mustard on a puppy with a fever?
Because it's the best thing for a hot dog
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
I hadn’t seen my friend Mustard in a year
It was great to ketchup with him
What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?
If Mustard cured constipation .....
They'd have to spell it different.
Don’t sit near Mustard...
People, musTARD is not an appropriate thing to say
Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged
Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
I had a meal recently that was made with ketchup and mustard.
It was delicious! My condiments to the chef!
Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought
A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
What did mustard say when ketchup got glasses?
I'm lucky to have survived Mustard gas and pepper spay when I was in the Army.
I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...
Soldier survives mustard gas at war, only to be pepper sprayed and assalted by police back home.
He is now a properly seasoned veteran.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup
I RELISH the fact that you MUSTERED the strength to KATCH-UP to me
Forgetful Francesca had a lot of items on her list as she headed to the Super Store... celery, cinnamon, oatmeal, mint, mustard and chocolate.
Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.
The woman at Subway asked what condiments I wanted. I said everything but mustard.
She said "We don't have butt mustard."
Where do ketchup and mustard live?
I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
Why did mustard start walking slower?
Because his friend couldn't ketch up
The sandwich asked mustard why he was so late...
...and his only excuse was that he wasn't prepared.
Did you hear ketchup and mustard are moving in together?
They're renting a condimentium.
What type of mustard sings?
Canadian mustard by Celine
How did the mustard begin her break up letter to her husband?
My sister dropped the mustard while making a sandwich
"My hands were slippery from the meat."
"Baloney."
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He’s now a seasoned veteran
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The same mustard as before.
What do you call a soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
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