Mortal Puns

A list of puns related to "Mortal"

I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old

A Finnish hymn.

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👤︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
📅︎ May 12 2021
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I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat

but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.

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👤︎ u/skycooper11
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?

Whoa is me

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👤︎ u/WaynePrndl
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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The Nordic music store has a category just for Mortal Kombat.

Finnish Hymns

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What happens when you're looking for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack?
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👤︎ u/peterbishopisnotdead
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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While playing Mortal Kombat in Sweden, what does the announcer say at the end of a fight?

Finnish Him!

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👤︎ u/vanillathunda1989
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Who is Shia LaBeouf’s mortal enemy?

Sunni LaBeouf

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👤︎ u/WaddleD
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Mortal wombat
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👤︎ u/Curio_ser
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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👤︎ u/StandardTrack
📅︎ May 25 2020
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A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.

She asks if the man wants to try it out.

The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did my Mortal Kombat obsessed friend visit a Nordic Church?

Finnish Hymns!

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Who was the Mortal Kombat sorcerer who had a problem with everyone?

Qualm Chi

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👤︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Mortal Combat voice
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👤︎ u/Goldemeyer14
📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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After beating my roommate at Mortal Kombat...

I don't have any kids, but I think this was pretty dad-like:

We usually scream at max volume when we play, but our other roommate was sleeping so we had to stay pretty quiet.

It was my Kung Lao and Kano vs his Smoke and Sonya.

I swept him clean, 3-0, and he gave the excuse, "It was because I couldn't get loud."

I told him, "Oh, but you did get loud... KUNG LAO'D!"

He groaned, I basked in the glory.

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👤︎ u/staggernaut
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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I tried to buy a mortal kombat soundtrack..

But all I could find is finnish hymns...

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👤︎ u/adamj91
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

But all I could find were Finnish Hymms.

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👤︎ u/honeygar
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

All I could find were Finnish Hymns.

(crosspost from r/jokes, sorry if you've reddit before)

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👤︎ u/PeoplesHero87
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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