Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?
It always wants to meter.
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
Why do all nerd prefer the metric system?
Because they program
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
Why can't many people move to the metric system?
They are suffering from the agony of de feet.
Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.
There will be mass confusion.
Adopting the metric system would help make US neighborhoods so much more livable
Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard
What would happen if the US suddenly switched to the metric system?
There'd be mass confusion
(Inspiration: https://www.reddit.com/r/monkeyspaw/comments/cy1td0/i_wish_the_usa_would_finally_switch_to_the_metric/eypnk65?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
You know the US could switch to the metric system overnight?
But there’d be mass confusion.
I hear IT people are the main reason the US has not switched to metric
So many people who are pro gram amongst them.
I love the metric system.
It is better than all other systems by 1.6 kilometres.
When Americans say “We don’t use the metric system...”
It’s the Imperial we.
What album was most vocal about the metric system?
Korn - Follow the Litre
Why do podiatrists hate the metric system?
They're in love with feet.
Why are grams afraid of the Metric system?
Because they kilogram.
What do you call the metric unit for galaxies?
An andrometer
If Mexico uses the Metric system...
...then why do they call it an Enchilada?
never ask a podiatrist for help with the metric system. They only know feet..
Down with the metric system
No more foreign rulers!
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
