Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.
There will be mass confusion.
What do you call the metric unit for galaxies?
An andrometer
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
Kilometery Cyrus
A "helen" could be used as a measurement of beauty, defined as a face that could launch a thousand ships. However, one should not use a "millihelen" to mean that a face could only launch one ship...
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
As a recent college grad, I had a realization.
I understand my field to a degree
You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.
A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.
This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.
Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<
Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<
