A list of puns related to "Metrics"
Get out of my yard!
but one foot at a time.
A centipede. Iβm a dad, can confirm
It always wants to meter.
Because they program
There will be mass confusion.
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
They are suffering from the agony of de feet.
Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard
But thereβd be mass confusion.
There'd be mass confusion
(Inspiration: https://www.reddit.com/r/monkeyspaw/comments/cy1td0/i_wish_the_usa_would_finally_switch_to_the_metric/eypnk65?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
So many people who are pro gram amongst them.
It is better than all other systems by 1.6 kilometres.
Korn - Follow the Litre
Itβs the Imperial we.
They're in love with feet.
Because they kilogram.
An andrometer
...then why do they call it an Enchilada?
No more foreign rulers!
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
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