Menus Puns

My colleagues and I were out to dinner and perusing the menu. We noticed that you always see lamb on a menu but you never see sheep and we wondered why.

After a long discussion, we finally figured it out. It's simply because sheep meat is baaaaaaa..d.

I work as a host and after seating someone he walked out promising he'd be back with a beautiful dad joke...

They don’t have menus, they just give you what you deserve.

So I'm at a restaurant with my family and my mom jokingly tells the waiter that beceause there's new menus, there must have been a price increase.

Mom: "ah, new menus! Must mean the price has gone up!"

Waiter: "hahaha just a little ma'm, just a little!"

Dad: "well can you bring me the old menu please?"

Friend: "Can I get a gluten-free menu?" Me: "I'm pretty sure all the menus are gluten-free. Mostly cardboard."