Reddit faces lawsuit for failing to remove child sexual abuse material
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My cow saves every scrap of usable material.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My friend started a company a few years ago that binds quantities of material together...
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︎ Jan 02 2021
How should you remove hazardous materials from your house?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments
βTheyβre going to be napping papersβ
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︎ Jan 04 2021
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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︎ Nov 09 2020
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︎ Feb 18 2020
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
what is a cows favourite reading material
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︎ Oct 20 2020
"Time Sensitive Material"
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My 4 Year Old is Working on Her Material...
Her - Knock knock!
Me - Who's there?
Her - Hungry!
Me - Hungry who?
Her - Hi hungry, I'm dad!
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︎ Jun 10 2020
They delivered materials for our new roof today. I looked out the window, confused. Said to my son, βhuh, thatβs weird. There are several pallets out there. He asked why thatβs weird.
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I told my fiancΓ© I was trying to think of some jokes and that I wrote down some material... I think I'm funny
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Later in Forrest Gumpβs life, he puts on a little weight and opens a business collecting old plumbing materials.
It was called the Plump Gump Sump Pump Dump.
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︎ May 18 2020
I suddenly couldn't go out and act because I received lots of crates of materials...
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︎ May 24 2020
As a Dad 'comedian', lately all my material has been
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︎ Apr 07 2020
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
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︎ Apr 11 2020
To steal someone's research material on plague is to
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I just want to talk about the absolute perfect quality of material here in r/dadjokes!
Not once has anyone laughed at one of these jokes when I have told them. Way to keep the spirit of dadjokes alive by putting groans before laughter!
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Bricks are the happiest construction materials.
They're always getting laid.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
What's Mario's favourite material?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I recently failed my βWomen in Saudi Arabiaβ class because there was too much material.
The course covered everything.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
βͺI regret quitting my job at the factory that made night wear for felines. I thought I was allergic to to some of the material we were working with. β¬ βͺ
But it turns out it wasnβt the catβs pyjamas
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Wood is a very forgiving material to work with
That's why Jesus is a carpenter
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︎ Apr 28 2019
The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of
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︎ Nov 13 2019
As a woman I consider myself to be wife material. You know how much you have to pay per yard for wife material? About a house and a yard!
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︎ Dec 01 2018
I've really enjoyed the past year here and have gotten some great material for my repertoire that never ceases to amaze the wife and kids, but I think it's time I had a short word with you all
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What material are a clownβs breast implants made out of?
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Ice is the most solid material in the world
It bathes in its own blood
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︎ May 06 2019
I found this small stick with one end coated with a material that can be ignited by frictional heat. It made me feel loved, wholesome and beautiful.
Like a match made in heaven.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What material is a piggy bank made from?
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Is the majority of this sub finally done recycling material?
There have only been a few "Is this sub still active? There haven't been any new posts all year" posts all year.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Did you guys know that wood is the most poplar building material on the planet?
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︎ Jun 04 2018
What's the best material to build a house out of?
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︎ Jul 22 2018
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
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︎ Sep 21 2017
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What is Marioβs favourite clothing material
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