What is the philosopher's favorite element?
Plato-nium
What's the funniest of all the known elements?
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
I can control the element. The element of....
What happens to elements after they die?
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
The Queen of all elements.
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
I’m not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said “Na.”
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
You need to consider the elements of a pun
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
What’s a weebs favorite element?
What is a nurse’s favorite element?
whats a morticians favorite element?
My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?
Why doesn't element number 30 float?
From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...
It's just something I must do periodically.
How do chemists arrange elements?
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.
They're calling it the element of surprise.
What's a gravedigger's favorite element?
Is Belgium a chemical element?
How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?
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