have you heard about the new proposed school marking scheme where they divide the marks of a test out equally
They are calling it marks-ism
He has the ancient markings!!
I was really mad at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears...
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
I went over to a station where people could gather and entertain themselves with games. On the entrance was marked “5”
Today my son typed "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. "Billy, please stop reposting the same joke for karma, everyone will hate you."
"Then give me the damn bookmark."
I gave him the bookmark.
He finally won.
If Mark Wahlberg married into the old French aristocracy...
Where do pirates put the French accent mark cedilla?
What is a highlighter's favorite Twister position?
Did you hear about the apocalyptic punctuation mark?
What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?
I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.
There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.
I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Working titles for Mark Twain's biography
Somebody please write Mark Twain's biography and please title it either "Making a Mark" or "Unraveling Twain" I don't care which.
We were at the library when my mate asked "Hey, could I borrow your book mark?"
I got mad and walked out. After 3 years of being college flatmates, he doesn't even know my name is Tom.
If I had a nickel every time I was confused
I’d be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?
I was really angry when I found out that my buddy Mark stole my dictionary.
I confronted him and said, “Mark, my words!”
Communist jokes can be funny
But only if everyone gets them
Im going to start collecting highlighters
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!
Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
Why did Rudolph get in trouble for his final report card marks?
How can you tell a train conductor is a drug addict?
If Mark wants his dog, Lark, to Bark he says Bark Lark! Then if Lark wants Mark to Bark he says?
"A Man Walks Into A Bar." That is the mark of a good joke!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "If you can jump and reach the meat hanging from the ceiling, everyone here will get free drinks for an hour. If you miss, you have to pay for everyone's drinks for an hour."
After thinking it over for a while, the man says, "I can't do it! The Steaks are to high!"
Whats a pirates favorite letter?
You thinks it's an "R" but it's really the "C".
How do you feel about the movie, "The Room?"
My puppy left a permanent mark on me..
Highlighter pens are the future.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...
Did you know Mark Twain had a brother?
Two punctuation marks walk into a bar.
One of them was accommodating.
Edit: Thanks to u/hydr0n1um who is more dad than I.
Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?
Is that a question, Mark?
Why do you never let a cephalopod use your toilet?
Because they leave squid marks
To the person who stole my calendar...
Mark my words, your days are numbered.
Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...
I was pissed off at my buddy Mark who borrowed my dictionary and refuses to return it.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,
Mark Morrison bought an Apple computer from me but he brought it back as it was faulty
What was Mark Zuckerberg's favourite game to play as a child ?
What do u call Mark Ruffalo being hulk
A boy finally reached the front of the line at a water park, but when I measured him he was just short of the mark...
I shrugged, "Eh, I'll let it slide."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Look at the question mark I'm asking you.
When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, he’s breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
A* Chemistry
I gave my students a periodic table test out of the blue.
They all got poor marks. I was so disappointed.
I thought we'd mastered the element of surprise.
Drawing on yourself should be illegal
The minute you do, you’re a marked man
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence
My artist friend got jumped while he was drawing
That’s gonna leave a mark
Today my son asked "can i have a book mark?" I burst into tears.
He is 11 years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian
Today my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesn’t know my names Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can i have a book mark?" And i burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesnt know my name is Brian
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I burst into tears. After 10 years he still does’t know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
- and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
So today my son said to me ”can I get a book mark”
After hearing this I burst into tears,it’s been 11 years and he still doesn’t know my name is Derek
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
and I burst into tears. 13 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brandon.
Today, my kid asked: “Can I have a book mark? I’m reading a book”
I burst into tears. He is 11 Years old and still does not know my name is John.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
Its been 10 years and he still doesnt know my name is Brian
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "can I have a book mark?" And I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian!
Earlier my son asked me, “can I have a book mark?”
I broke down into tears. I can’t believe he still doesn’t know my name is John
Today my son asked "can I have a book mark?"
I started laughing, he's 11 years old and doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My son asked me,”can I have a book mark?”
I started crying.
15 years and he still doesn’t know that my name is Daniel.
My daughter asked me "do you have a book mark". I burst out crying
Shes 11 years old and still doesn't know that my name is bob...
Today, My son asked: "Can I have a book mark?
I burst into tears, after 11 years my son couldn't remember that my name was James.
What do you call a harelipped dog?
Mark
Before I get whooshed: Mark Mark Mark instead of bark bark bark
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