The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?
Miracle grow and fix a flat
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing itβ¦
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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︎ Nov 21 2020
So thereβs this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that heβd vanish on the count of three. βUnoβ βDosβ
And then he vanished, without a tres.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What's the main ingredient in sloe gin?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?
Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".
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︎ Oct 15 2020
The poor willow in my backyard just broke one of its main limbs off.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I made a game where Iβm the main character.
I guess congratulations are in order, because Iβve played myself.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Our cityβs main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a carβs rear fin.
Oh sorry, βSPOILERS A HEADβ
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you get if you plug your foot into the mains
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︎ Sep 04 2020
There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
We used to live on a very busy main road.
But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move into a house.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Iβm thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.
In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
My main job as a criminal wasn't paying much so I picked up a 2nd at a bakery
What can I say, I knead the dough
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What is autocorrect main function?
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︎ May 24 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs main export.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
The main reason there are so many dormant volcanoes on Earth is
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...
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︎ Mar 21 2020
My main beef...
...with pork is that it sometimes tastes like chicken, and that seems fishy.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
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︎ Nov 29 2019
So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?
[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)
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︎ Mar 20 2019
My main problem is that I second guess myself way too much.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Bacon isnβt the main attraction
Sausages.
Thought of this at work while I was cooking.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What is the main difference between a golfer and a virgin?
The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,
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︎ Aug 08 2019
If a countryβs main source of income is through horse sales...
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
I understand how they get the main ingredients for Chicken-Egg-Foo-Young, but how do they get...
the eggs for Pork-Egg-Foo-Young?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Whatβs that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introvertsβ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.
Thankfully no one showed up.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?
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︎ Apr 15 2019
So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!
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︎ May 15 2019
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Spongebob Squarepants is the main character
But Patrick is the real Star βοΈ
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︎ Jul 14 2019
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