I made a pun-based business, mailing real life puns to UK residents reddit.com/gallery/kzek6g
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Iโ€™m thinking about sending my mailing labels to private school.

Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Plausibl3
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So my mom was mailing out a $150 cheque for a wedding gift...

Mom: "This cheque is too big to fit in the envelope"
Dad: "Why don't you just make it out for $100 then?"

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My friend wanted my mailing address

https://i.imgur.com/LzwLH5c.png

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/appealtoprobability
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E-mailing my dad about my NonVerbal Communications class...

He ends his email with "PS, I KNOW A LOT ABOUT NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION... I JUST CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT."

Dad, this is why you're my hero.

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Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

Itโ€™s mail-dominated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SecondRateHack
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

โ€œThatโ€™s just spam.โ€

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My boss just told me that Iโ€™m the worst mailman he has ever seen.

Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!

It's Spam.

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If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...

You better use a Penn & Teller

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rustyironbuckets
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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

Itโ€™s called โ€œS Cargoโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blizzardwizard88
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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pkdtezpur88
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My mail man just had a sex change operation.

I guess I should call him a post man now

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Theunkillable
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Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?

Because he was in Reichweite

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aremathick
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What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?

Mail performance anxiety

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We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.

I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"

This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)

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Just got my new custom Billfold in the mail
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?

Because it's Holey Armor.

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What do you call someone who can talk to the mail?

A parceltongue.

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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
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Someone told me that women shouldn't deliver the mail

I say we letter

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It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.

No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.

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Dad, I checked. There was no mail today.

Dad: Any female?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SteelerSuperFan
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The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.

They're all out of sorts.

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How does a skeleton receive mail?

Posthumously!

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If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"

They get extremely annoyed

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If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, donโ€™t open it.

Itโ€™s Spam

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According to a recent study, itโ€™s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

Itโ€™s a mail dominated industry.

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There are very few female postal workers..

because the post office is Mail dominated...

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USPS Questions

Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...

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What do you call a woman who delivers mail?

Would she be a mailwoman or femailman?

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What do you call a letter that goes in the mail without postage?

Stationary.

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Why did you keep working for mail service when everyone was isolating?

It's not the money, it's about the message.

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I'm so furious about my postmans route that I pull my hair out

I call it mail pattern baldness

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/suolisyopa
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404 โ€œmail not foundโ€
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Outgoing mail
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/evanthomp
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Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?

He has alot of experience with de-livering.

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If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...

... can we just call it e-mail?

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[OC]Why don't Jedi and E-mails mix very well? youtube.com/watch?v=TXNFwโ€ฆ
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I know someone who mailed toilet paper to people in need

They thought he was pretty Charmin.

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I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.

Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jmar4234
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What do you say of someone who envies a pudding?

He's jelly.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kaheil2
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Does a Mail truck have more rights than a Fe-Mail truck?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fabled_Bear
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

โ€œThatโ€™s just spam.โ€

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