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Iโm thinking about sending my mailing labels to private school.
Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
So my mom was mailing out a $150 cheque for a wedding gift...
Mom: "This cheque is too big to fit in the envelope"
Dad: "Why don't you just make it out for $100 then?"
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My friend wanted my mailing address
https://i.imgur.com/LzwLH5c.png
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︎ Nov 14 2016
E-mailing my dad about my NonVerbal Communications class...
He ends his email with "PS, I KNOW A LOT ABOUT NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION... I JUST CAN'T TALK
ABOUT IT."
Dad, this is why you're my hero.
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︎ Feb 07 2014
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
โThatโs just spam.โ
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︎ May 31 2020
My boss just told me that Iโm the worst mailman he has ever seen.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...
You better use a Penn & Teller
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
Itโs called โS Cargoโ.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My mail man just had a sex change operation.
I guess I should call him a post man now
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?
Because he was in Reichweite
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.
I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"
This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Just got my new custom Billfold in the mail
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call someone who can talk to the mail?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
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Someone told me that women shouldn't deliver the mail
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︎ Aug 12 2020
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Dad, I checked. There was no mail today.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.
They're all out of sorts.
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How does a skeleton receive mail?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"
They get extremely annoyed
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︎ Apr 22 2020
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, donโt open it.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
According to a recent study, itโs really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
Itโs a mail dominated industry.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
There are very few female postal workers..
because the post office is Mail dominated...
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︎ Jan 20 2021
USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate?
Is armor headgear sent over knight?
Is an addicts mail tracked?
Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate?
Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class?
Should the IRS send return receipts?
just wondering...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a woman who delivers mail?
Would she be a mailwoman or femailman?
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︎ May 20 2020
What do you call a letter that goes in the mail without postage?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why did you keep working for mail service when everyone was isolating?
It's not the money, it's about the message.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I'm so furious about my postmans route that I pull my hair out
I call it mail pattern baldness
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404 โmail not foundโ
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Outgoing mail
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?
He has alot of experience with de-livering.
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︎ May 01 2020
If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...
... can we just call it e-mail?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I know someone who mailed toilet paper to people in need
They thought he was pretty Charmin.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you say of someone who envies a pudding?
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Does a Mail truck have more rights than a Fe-Mail truck?
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
โThatโs just spam.โ
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︎ Mar 21 2018
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