LED Zeppelin.
How do I deal with someone who is being so incense-ative?
It's called arson and the people are called witnesses
since he was already Barry fast.
^(sighs)
My dad however, is very proud of me.
KachOW!!!
Floodlights and ark lights.
I've always wanted to be a PhiLAMPthropist
My Stepdaughter says: "This place is lit!"
So proud.
Arson.
They arrest him for waving a fire arm.
They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.
Out riding in the car with my boyfriend this evening.
Me: The trees look really pretty in this lighting.
Him: Yeah they really do! That one pine tree has scoliosis.
Me: Oh, does it?
Him: Yeah! Do you see it?
[I see the tree he is referring to.]
Me: nodding yes
Him: (nonchalantly) I guess it's just the curvature of the pine.
I laughed really hard.
Arrr son!
I'd call it "The Bait and Switch"
It's raining really bad right now (we live in Florida). There's rain, thunder & lighting. I was in my bedroom when we hear a loud thunder clap. I heard my daughter scream & I instinctively ran to her room. She sees me, starts to laugh & says "daddy, I wasn't that scared". I reply "sorry baby, I was just checking". She goes "I'm ok, it just shocked me" & then laughed.
We were at a fancy restaurant with my mom, dad and my brother. As they do at these fancy places the lighting was turned down and was only along the walls.
My mom mentioned how lovely the mood lighting was but my father came out with "I don't care about any mood lighting I want some food lighting"
Cracked me up anyway
He said, "no... What, do you think I'm INCENSitive?"
He was very amused with himself.
