Stage lighting Puns

LED Zeppelin.

But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…

I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.

I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"

At play rehearsal we were blocking out a scene, the director explained during this particular scene the lights on one portion of the stage would dim to highlight the two with solos. One cast member asked, "When the lights go dim on us, do we freeze?" one of the older fellows in the cast cut in, "No, we'll still have the heat on." Loved it.

Edit: play rehearsal