Good ol' ella Vader
Because they aren't stroganoff
Is not my strong suit.
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
He's thor
Man, I'm thor.
He was Thor.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
A cheesy pick up line.
It just really isn’t working out
All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.
A strong independent woman.
I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
...Please hold the lion.
It's just in salting
So I named her Carrie.
I wanted to add definition to my muscles
Weight a second
One could say he was on the rocks
A biceptennial.
and my sister laughs, and she keeps saying she doesn't know why she laughed, we were all crying before this and after too.
RIP Puddles :(
It's soda pressing.
I didn't know he was that strong
After kissing a girl on her sofa she said “Let’s take this upstairs”
“Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”
...and all I could think was, "This is soda-pressing."
He can lift croutons
(Me, waiting for our other partner)
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Weighting
No Whey
So, my grandfather passed away in November and my brothers and I were recalling old stories and this one came up.
He just had surgery on his back and after surgery he had this conversation
Doctor: So, you won't be able to do any heavy lifting for about a week
My grandfather looks at him with a look of concern on his face and says: But doc, how am I supposed to go to the bathroom?
