Life cycle of the male sex drive reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bapposhallhacko
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Son: โ€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?โ€

Son: โ€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokesโ€

Dad: โ€œwell you see son, once you become a dad, youโ€™re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. Thereโ€™s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my lifeโ€

Son: โ€œBut Dad, you can โ€”โ€œ

Dad: โ€œyou could say Iโ€™m โ€œDadโ€ insideโ€ weeps

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Andyh10s
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I need a title for an essay about an eggtimer and waves.

Its an essay over the movie Cast Away and its about how the eggtimer, from the beggining of the movie, represents mechanical time(clocks) and how the waves on the island represent biological time(the human life cycle). Give me the best you've got!

Edit: I have untill tuesday (10/13/13)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jumpr247
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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