I said to the friend: "you're lucky he didn't get a prize for it, that would have been a catasstrophy"
Me to my wife: "She's just trying to say you have good taste in books."
Has it no pride?
My friend said βI wish I could do that.β Told him youβd better pet him first, heβs kind of mean.
He fell asleep at the wheel.
My brother and I both yelled at him to stop and my dad came out of nowhere and said "he must have his licker license"
We both let out a sigh.
My wife, to our dog, whose breath stinks: "Your breath smells like you have been licking the butt of satan."
Me: "It was a brimstone job."
"Yeah I don't wanna use that cat-lick butter...
That's worse than that Anglican butter."
or they could be charged with a salt.
...your dog!
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
Wait, wrong sub.
The corolla virus.
Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
The dogs allowed to walk naked around the house
Moo-slims
He gave it a good licking.
The teacher asks the class, β there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?β
Johnny replies, β none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.β
The teacher says, β no three are left but I like the way you think.β
So then Johnny says, β let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?β
The teacher says, β the one sucking?β
Johnny says, β no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.β
Assault-lick.
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
I'm lick toes intolerant.
My tongue is soo sore right now.
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
An alcohol lick
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
They press paws.
(My kids gave this joke zero stars but my dogs think itβs fantastic)
...they don't like cat licks.
Liquor
It'll still be stationery.
Lick-tenstein.
Not really though. Pretty sure.
I couldn't put my finger on it....
I do it and get kicked out of the hardware shop Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Theyβre just waiting their turn...
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
She just canβt seem to let it go.
