Hey, the final heat of the 2019 season of International House of Puncakes, New Orleans' live pun contest, is this Friday (11/8) night at the HiHo Lounge at 8pm. If you love puns or know someone who does, we still need a couple of contestants - heat winners win a gift voucher and a place in December's final for the chance of a big cash prize. Runners up also make the final. It's a fun show and we'll send you examples and rules in advance. Message me if you're interested. Thanks!
The 4th heat of New Orleans' live pun competition, International House of Puncakes, takes place on Friday July 12th at the HiHo Lounge (8pm, free show) and we're looking for wordsmiths to come and compete! Winner and runner up go through to the Grand Final in December which has a big cash prize, and heat winners get a $20 gift card. First round competitors are given a subject 48 hours in advance and then present 30 seconds of puns around the topic and then have live challenges (Youtube 'Punderdome 3000' for an idea of how it goes). If this is you, email houseofpuncakes at gmail and we'll sign you up!
International House of Puncakes, the city's only live pun contest, returns to the HiHo Lounge at 8pm on Fri Feb 15th. We're looking for contestants - the winners and runners up of each heat going through to a Grand Final in December with a big cash prize. If you're interested in competing, message me with your email address or email houseofpuncakes@gmail.com - thanks!
(for a taste of what it's like, youtube 'Punderdome', the contest on which it's based)
The city's only live pun contest, International House of Puncakes, has its fifth round on Saturday July 21st (HiHo Lounge, 8pm). We're looking for fans of wordplay to participate, win prizes on the night and gain a place in our Fall Grand Final! email houseofpuncakes@gmail.com to register.
(For the first round, participants are given a topic two days in advance to prepare a bit, the later rounds are more spontaneous. Watch clips of Punderdome 3000 on YouTube for inspiration!)
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International House of Puncakes @ HiHo Lounge. The city's only live pun contest, with sets from the best local comics. 8pm. FREE.
Comedy Fu*k Yeah @ Dragon's Den. Showcase w/touring and local comics. 8.30pm.
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Local Uproar @ AllWays Lounge. Stavros Halkias (Cum Town podcast) does two special shows. 7pm and 9pm. $15 in advance at nocomedy dot com
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NOLA Comedy Hour @ HiHo Lounge: Famous comics often drop into this established open mic. 7.30 sign up. 8pm show.
Stand Up or Shut Up @ Buddha Belly. Late open mic, sign up at 10pm, show at 10.30pm.
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Historical supports and resistances:
116.5, 125.5, 132.5, 141, 145, 147.5, 150, 152.5, 156.5, 162.5, 172, 176.5, 179, 180.5, 182, 183.5, 184.5, 186, 187.5, 190.5, 192, 195, 196.5, 197.5, 200, 209, 211.5, 214.5, 218, 226, 230, 234, 243, 250, 253, 256.5
Edit 27 4:10PM:
Odds of a discount tomorrow is 90 - 10. This is an educated guess. Not a certainty.
Edit 26 4:01PM:
Ended around 178.24, down 3.39%. Overall IV seems to have bottomed out. Not bad!
The options calculator code from today's power hour stream.
Edit 25 3:07PM:
9:50am-10:10am I meant*
Edit 24 2:56PM:
Hop on my power hour stream and I'll explain how I know about tomorrow's discount!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvhxEULG34w&ab_channel=WardenElite
Edit 23 2:49PM:
Listen up my beautiful apes. There will likely be a major discount at 9:50am-10:00am tomorrow! Could go as low as 162, then it should recover quickly!
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Edit 22 2:46PM:
Is it just me or did Wall Street DDOS https://www.optionsonar.com/?
Edit 21 1:55PM:
The volume is so low that this is trading like a penny stock again. Look at all these gaps between the candles!
https://preview.redd.it/2wrvk1yfisr61.png?width=2146&format=png&auto=webp&s=f142c71d8c1f6bbe122fe3f2daed1d8ca8cb36a1
Edit 20 1:19PM:
Holy pepperoni pizza. The deep ITM calls are back. Expect a great 5-10% discount tomorrow morning at 9:50 am!
Data courtesy of https://www.optionsonar.com/unusual-option-activity/GME/latest-trades
Edit 19 1:18PM:
This is the formula for calculating an option price "C". You can basically take the current price of options on the market, and do an iterative search to try and guess the volatility. The volatility affects "d1" and "d2".
[https://www.wallstreetmojo.com/implied-volatility-formula/#:%7E:text=The%20calculation%20of%20implied%20volatility%20can%20be%20
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NIGHT CHURCH @ Sidney's Saloon (1200 St Bernard) Kamari Stevens (opener for Hannibal Buress) plus FREE ice cream Cafe Bars by American Cold Brew. 8.30pm show.
Crescent City Fresh @ Dragon's Den. New open mic - 7pm sign up, 8pm show!
FRI
International House of Puncakes @ HiHo Lounge. The Grand Final of the city's only live pun contest, with sets between rounds from the best local comics. 8pm. FREE.
Comedy Fu*k Yeah @ Dragon's Den. Showcase w/touring and local comics. 8.30pm.
SAT
Local Uproar @ AllWays Lounge. Marcus Bond headlines, plus touring and local comics. 8pm.
SUN
NOLA Comedy Hour @ HiHo Lounge: Famous comics often drop into this established open mic. 7.30 sign up. 8pm show.
Stand Up or Shut Up @ Buddha Belly. Late open mic, sign up at 10pm, show at 10.30pm.
"Today, Vice President Mike Pence will preside over a Joint Session of both chambers of Congress, which will tally and certify the electors for Joe Biden, finalizing his win in the 2020 Election.
##What will happen:
Senate and House of Representatives resume at 8:00 p.m. in a joint session at the Capitol, in the House chamber, to count the electoral votes and declare the results (3 U.S.C. Β§15). The Vice President presides as President of the Senate. The Vice President opens the certificates and presents them to four tellers, two from each chamber. The tellers read and make a list of the returns. When the votes have been ascertained and counted, the tellers transmit them to the Vice President. If one of the tickets has received a majority of 270 or more electoral votes, the Vice President announces the results, which "shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the persons, if any, elected President and Vice President."
While the tellers announce the results, Members may object to the returns from any individual state as they are announced. Objections to individual state returns must be made in writing by at least one Member each of the Senate and House of Representatives. If an objection meets these requirements, the joint session recesses and the two houses separate and debate the question in their respective chambers for a maximum of two hours. The two houses then vote separately to accept or reject the objection. They then reassemble in joint session, and announce the results of their respective votes. An objection to a stateβs electoral vote must be approved by both houses in order for any contested votes to be excluded.
##Watch:
