I got let go from the dairy farm.
Apparently I don't work well with udders.
One day all mathematical signs gathered together in order to go into an adventure. Right before they were leaving, they didn't let the equal sign go with them.
They wanted to live an adventure without equal
Lets go back to the future!
What has two thumbs and won't let them go?
My kid
Seriously, give me back my thumbs
I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.
Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?
Let's go kill time!
Daughter: Dad im gonna call 911.
Me: why?
Daughter: Youre going to Kill time.
She doesn't like puns or DBZ. Let her go.
My dad says to me,"Hey,let's go fishing! We'll take the canoe."
I told him,"It's actually pronounced"gnu."The "g" is silent!
A family was out hunting and the mother said it was time to go. The father replied, I’ll be right there, let me just...
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
I hate it when people can't let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst.
Would be a shame to let this pun go to waist.
If you come across a cow in post-apocalyptic times, you'd better not let it go.
That would be a missed steak.
Come on Col, let's go fluoride
Wife: Let's go antiquing,
I feel Victorian.
Husband: No let's not, I feel baroque.
And now for some “in-depth” coverage, let’s go live to our reporter.
What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?
A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
Let’s go on a date. Lunch is on me.
My couain asked for clothes, I said lets go to Tom
I had to let my natural fiber weaver go today because she was late...
She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.
I was let go from the keyboard factory today...
I was told I wasn't putting in enough shifts
I’ll never forget what I said to the water buffalo I treated like my child when I had to let him go,
Had a lawn mowing run for a while but had to let it go...
...I just couldn’t cut it 🤨
Let’s go get raudi in the Audi
Just let it go... the money never came from you anyway
If you love somebody, let them go. If they leave, they were never yours. If they come back, they were a boomerang.
Let’s go to Disney...(This Knee)
Gave blood today, and I couldn't believe it! They let me go without bandaging my arm!
https://imgur.com/a/aLnE536
Did you hear about the young BDSM member that had to go to court for abuse, but was let off on a technicality?
The judge said he was just a whippersnapper.
Now that the cat's out of the bag, let's go find him.
Dad got cuffed yesterday. He was let go with a stern warning...
Hopefully the new diet prescribed by his doctor will lower his blood pressure.
Did you hear about the pirate whose mom wouldn’t let him go to the movie?
The movie was rated arrrr
Why did the car let the cow go first?
Because it had the right of whey!
Found this gem on a Polar Adventure website - Oh Just let it go!
https://preview.redd.it/lbq37y164cd11.jpg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc72b4d1bdd0123eaae2b32aa2627956ebb9bcb
One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.
However, I still hold The Grudge.
What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?
My cousin asked for clothes, i replied "Let's go to Tom....
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