Cold never bothered me anyway...

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I couldn't believe my good fortune when he asked me this.

Him: "Hey, is there a special setting on the toaster for waffles?

Me: "Not really, use the 'Frozen' setting and just let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heebichibi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Frozen Dad joke

I am currently working at an art camp for kids in elementary school. It's mainly girls and they all love frozen. When they behave well do their work we put on music. Today I gave in and tried to put on the sound track but the computer froze so I said "it's frozen... Literally." No laughter and lots of whining. Asked one of my coworkers what to do and he said just leave it alone and don't worry about it. To which I replied "so I should just let it go?." I received a slow clap from my coworkers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmellooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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Balloon in a tree

Brother: Is that a "Frozen" balloon up in that tree?

Me: Looks like it...some kid must have accidentally "Let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danomano
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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My daughter dadjoked me

While she was wearing a Frozen dress and singing something from the soundtrack, she farted. I turned to her and asked, "Was that you?"

She replied, "I let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeleeorg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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Just got my fiancΓ©e's entire family

Her aunt was looking for a toothbrush, she walks into the living room.

her: "has anyone seen a Frozen toothbrush?"

me: "yeah, but I let it go"

everyone: "groans"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cedartowndawg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Frozen

Sititng in University lecture during student presentation. Student says to the professor "Professor, the computer is frozen." Professor responds, "Did you let it go?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jediesel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2015
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Came up with the BEST dad joke at work today.

Okay, this is my first time posting to this sub. :) I work at a kid's play center, and with the big Frozen craze going on lately, we have about five Frozen themed birthday parties a day.

We had a Frozen birthday party a few days ago where someone brought in their own balloons, and one of which has Elsa on one side of the balloon with Anna on the other side. We have a new girl that I was training at work, and she pointed out the balloon today and asked, "Wow, how did that get there?"

With the biggest grin on my face, I proudly said, "I guess someone just accidentally... Let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplywhitney
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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A frozen dad joke inspired by /u/Heebichibi

After resetting my step daughters tablet to defaults the Facebook messenger app kept freezing. It would eventually say wait or force close. I hit wait and it loaded. I told her..

"If it's frozen... Let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjbehrendt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Dadjoked by my step dad

My step dad and my mom were going to go on a motorcycle ride since he got it working today, and he yelled up the stairs to tell me.

Him: Hey, your mom and I are going on a bike ride!

Me: Okay.

Him: Your mom also said that there is Michellena's in the freezer (Michellena's is a really fucking cheap frozen dinner thing).

Me: Okay, thanks!

Him: Maybe you should let her out!

The house got really quiet and all you could hear was my sigh echoing off the walls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floodimoo123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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6 year old got me with this one today

Why don't you ever give Elsa from Frozen a balloon?

Why?

Because she'd let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bacch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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