Elsa (Frozen) Puns

Ice-o-lation

My 9yr old came up with this one all by herself while watching Frozen.

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

... because her eyes are Frozen... Maybe

My 5 year old just said this to me

Now she just can't let it go

“Frozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.

“Exactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”

Must have been Frozen Waffles!

My aunt: “oops look like they’re tangled up” My dad: “they’re Frozen not Tangled”

I told her I need it to keep my ice cream Frozen^TM

Story time:

So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter squeals, "ELSA!!!!" Sure enough, there was Elsa, on the label of a bottle of apple juice. I thought, "Apple juice is on the list and it will make my daughter happy? Boom getting it!" Fast forward to putting groceries away at my mom's house.

Mom: "Did you get everything on my list?"

Me: "Yes mom."

Mom: as I am handing her the Elsa apple juice "Oh I wanted you to get the frozen apple juice"

Me: my face shifting from a look of irritation to a stupid-cheesy smirk "That IS Frozen apple juice..."

Mom: fighting the urge to smack me while rolling her eyes "OMG."

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-12-29/dad-gives-daughter-a-frozen-doll-for-christmas-literally

An ISIS-icle

Elsa had a heart of cold

If, Sven, Elsa.

Puns are my thing at Disney, and when the ride would stop working, I would say over the PA system "I'm sorry everybody, but our ride is Frozen at the moment. I know it's a bit of a fixer upper, but Elsa's giving us the cold shoulder right now, she's really freezing us out. (Or Olaf lost his cool and is having a melt down) Once we can have true love thaw out a Frozen ride, well be back up and running!

My fiance had a grudge over someone and mid argument I thought it was funny to blurt out:

me: "Why can't you just be like Elsa?" fiance: "What?!" me: "Let it go.."

Currently setting up the sofa in the lounge

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

Because Disney made Frozen about Elsa and then they thought, "We need mo' Anna."

Edit: Just a Dad on here trying to sharpen his punchlines.

What’s a penguins favourite film? Frozen.

What did the penguin say to the snowman who didn’t find the first joke funny? Oh laugh!

What did the snowman kick the penguin with in retaliation? Dis knee

Why did the snowman then watch Frozen with the penguin? Nothing Elsa on TV

There’s snow more now, ice said them all.

Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)

Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?

Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.

She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.

Okay, this is my first time posting to this sub. :) I work at a kid's play center, and with the big Frozen craze going on lately, we have about five Frozen themed birthday parties a day.

We had a Frozen birthday party a few days ago where someone brought in their own balloons, and one of which has Elsa on one side of the balloon with Anna on the other side. We have a new girl that I was training at work, and she pointed out the balloon today and asked, "Wow, how did that get there?"

With the biggest grin on my face, I proudly said, "I guess someone just accidentally... Let it go."

Today she's being a rather well known blonde from "Frozen", working outside at a festival in the wind and rain. She sent me a picture of herself dressed up and looking a bit miserable, to which I replied:

"You look like you'd rather be somewhere.....ELSA"

Packing my daughter's bag for swim class: Me: What towel do you want to take tomorrow? Her: My new Elsa towel!!! Me: Are you sure? It might get awful cold... Her: Why? Me: Because it's Frozen!

We were driving back from visiting the in-laws and our toddler was watching Frozen in the backseat. Probably the thousandth time we've seen or heard the movie.

Wife: Elsa's speaking voice sounds weird, it's like she is starting to get sick.

Me: So you think she's starting to get a cold?

I got dad-joked by a 12 year old today talking about plot elements: Me: so, the climax of Frozen is when Princess Elsa realizes she's trapped in fear in her ice castle and--- Kid: yeah miss lissy666! That must've been soooo isolating!

Why don't you ever give Elsa from Frozen a balloon?

Why?

Because she'd let it go.