I have a step ladder at home...
... I never knew my real ladder.
If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?
I need a ladder, but can't afford one.
So, steps will have to be taken.
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
What do you call a ladder that has a big penis?
I don’t need your so called ‘ladder training’,
I have this step by step manual!
My kid hasn't used a step ladder...
He says it's not his real ladder.
When we got married, my wife had a ladder, but I didn't...
Now I have a step-ladder.
It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...
... I never even knew my real ladder
Wife asked why I left a ladder in the bedroom.
I told her it was to help me get up in the morning.
How do you fall off of a twenty foot (about 6m) ladder without getting hurt?
Don't climb any higher than the first rung.
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?
This is my step ladder.
stepladder
If only I knew my real ladder.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!
He's climbing the company ladder
This isn't my real ladder.
My Dad's addicted to ladders...
He uses them just to get high
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
Why did the kid bring a ladder with him to school?
Because he goes to high school.
I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise
He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough
If you zip-tie a stick to a ladder the ladder becomes sticky
I like my step ladder
But I still miss my real ladder sometimes.
Drugs should be nicknamed 'ladder...'
...because the more there is of it, the higher you can get!
How to climb a ladder, Step 1:
I got a promotion at the ladder company
You could say I’m stepping up in the world.
My dad is addicted to buying ladders...
...he's just using them to get high
I recently got a step ladder
It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore.
Edit: Hopefully this will climb to the top for today.
Actual Edit: the first edit wasn't an edit, it was in the original post. I called my shot. fist pump
What's the worst part about going up an eye ladder?
Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?
The steaks were too high.
When I show people my step ladder I always tell them in a sad voice,
“I never knew my real ladder.”
Wow, that’s really high up there. I’m going to need either a ladder or a step stool.
When given the choice between two ways to get to the roof, I always choose the ladder.
I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
This is my step ladder,
I never met my real ladder.
Here's my step-ladder
I never knew my real ladder
I have a step ladder
I never knew my real ladder
I've only ever had a step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
What do you call a ladder that's not your real ladder?
This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
My dad keeps on buying ladders
My dad is addicted to ladders
He
uses
them
to
get
high.
I'm addicted to ladders...
... I use them to get high.
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