I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?

An organiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefoxclady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.

They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spices…

She hasn’t realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant, change the label then resell them.

Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?

"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicukulele
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I’ve recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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ALWAYS read the label!

Jake returns home after a long days work, finds the cupboards bare and thinks "that's strange we went shopping this week". He goes to the garbage can to find jars of peanut butter, yogurt, pill bottles, assorted food they've just bought discarded. He asks "Honey why is all the food in the garbage?" he finds her watching TV in the living room she says "Roger is dead", stunned he runs to the backyard to find their pet seal dead. He runs inside shocked and says "wow that's terrible, but why did you throw out all the food?!" she replies "They containers all said DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ph00p
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I’m thinking about sending my mailing labels to private school.

Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plausibl3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I bought some engine cleaner. The label said β€˜Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’

Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethrymir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Careful reading of labels is so important...

I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My husband decided to label some of my herbs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McPies
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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If the label on the orange juice says β€œno pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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We had "the talk" today and I said "why do we have to put a label on everything"

Long story short, I was fired from my job at the pharmacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Did you hear about the reused cloth label group?

They are the real rag tag team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Those box labels are really a 2-in-1.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillychu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...

Most of what I say to patients is ingest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheweduproach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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When I was a kid, my Dad put a label on a spatula that read "Tina"...

He said it was our "Tina Turner."

Keep on turnin', doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReverendBill
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Secret label smart water?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D_Jack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Used a fabric softener bottle to spread rock salt on the driveway, had to label it properly
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Did you hear Ariana Grande’s label just signed a new artist that’s gonna be even bigger?

Ariana Venti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My buddy sells office supplies, label makers, and file cabinets to the Mafia.

He is involved in very organized crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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This warning label was misspelled,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomuchtimewasted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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My dad found the label maker.

http://imgur.com/KQk7oyH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbyboy64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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Helped my wife with a few of the labels for some homemade hand scrub and lip balm she made as Xmas presents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/han_so_low
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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How did the witch-doctor label his voodoo dolls?

With a Black-Magic marker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stuewe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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My dad was reading a label at breakfast

We were at breakfast, when my dad wanted to refill his OJ, and suddenly he yelled out:

"Hey, you! Pay some attention!"

Everyone at the table was somewhat confused. With a stern face, he pointed at the label on the OJ.

^^^it ^^^was ^^^unconcentrated

....okay dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixR1991
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Helped my coworker with a label

Last week at work one of my coworkers was filling out a postage label and was having some trouble, so she asked our boss about it.

While the two of them were talking, I hear the boss say, "and when you're putting our address, you'll also need to write the suite number."

I then added, "Don't put down the sour number," then headed out and had a good chuckle for the next five minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.

She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlaik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She hasn’t realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seems_legit_man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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