Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Labelling"
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin
She hasn't noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
An organiser.
Granny replied, "Never mind the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
It's pointless.
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?
"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"
Because they drank the T
Jake returns home after a long days work, finds the cupboards bare and thinks "that's strange we went shopping this week". He goes to the garbage can to find jars of peanut butter, yogurt, pill bottles, assorted food they've just bought discarded. He asks "Honey why is all the food in the garbage?" he finds her watching TV in the living room she says "Roger is dead", stunned he runs to the backyard to find their pet seal dead. He runs inside shocked and says "wow that's terrible, but why did you throw out all the food?!" she replies "They containers all said DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Because I read the label and it said to keep away form children
Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.
I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"
Apparently it was strictly for insurance porpoises.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
Kroger
Wal-Mart
Lucky's
Whole Foods
Winn Dixie
etc, etc
Long story short, I was fired from my job at the pharmacy.
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
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