"Really?" "Sure," she said.
"It's the yeast I can do."
It is impeccable.
Rick O'Shea !!!!
I told her I thought the baby was the proof himself.
A receipting hairline
My disappointment is immeasurable
because I live in Canada.
He has selfie-steam issues
I call it the Boing 747
But I joke other places, too.
I decided to drink about it.
He’ll come around, eventually.
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
It was pretty anti-climatic
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
... Smartass, lol.
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8
This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.
C.I.D
The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him “This is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining “jingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. “Rudolph” “Frosty the Snowman” “Drummer Boy” even “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. “ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. “NO honey it really works watch!” “Im going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. “WAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out “CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”
power = work / time
but...
knowledge = power
and
time = money
so, substituting...
knowledge = work / money
solving for money...
money = work / knowledge
The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.
I was basking for it.
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Being a US national, I wasn’t allowed to use the self Czech out.
It’s so good, that it rocks!
Because if he were real, it wouldn’t be called crucifixion.
It would be called crucifact.
Its impeckable!
It's absolutely impeckable
http://i.imgur.com/M357w6o.jpg
I was shocked
But the kids still keep getting in.
They were Wright.
It's impeccable!
Rick O'Shea
I have a chicken proof law its impeccable
Rick O'Shea.
It's impeccable
It’s impeccable
Rick O’ Shea
