French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...

... which is a pain staking process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why do skeletons make good pastors?

They’re impervious to the pleasures of the flesh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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