Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Kinda sucks
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Plague doctors their masks kinda look like birds
I guess that's why they call them quacks
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Those are the he only for comments, that was kinda suprising
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Ngl, itβs kinda hard sometimes to have a penis
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Im kinda afraid of Monkeys
I'm afraid they'll go ape on me
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Today my friend asked me βWhat kinda shit would make you want to stay home all day?β
I said βDiarrhea for sureβ.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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︎ Sep 25 2020
It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
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︎ Dec 14 2020
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What kinda pants does Mario wear??
Denim, denim, denim.
Hope this hasnβt been posted before.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Not amaizeing(kinda corny), but I thought I'd share.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Kinda briny
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What kinda bees produce milk?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I'm kinda scared
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︎ Oct 17 2019
The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting
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︎ Aug 28 2020
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Nothing to this guy, but he's kinda an oxymoron
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︎ Jul 01 2020
When something is kinda rad, but not too rad.
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︎ May 28 2019
Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and weβre kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Breathing in kinda sucks
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My son told me he is feeling kinda chilly
I told him to go to the corner of the room
He asked why
It's 90 degrees
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︎ Aug 31 2020
It's kinda cheesy
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said Iβm kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...
"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"
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︎ Jul 09 2020
He is kinda cold doe
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I'm kinda retarded
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Websites have always seemed kinda fat...
I guess they have a lot of cookies...
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︎ May 26 2020
Crosspost, kinda
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Coronavirus got me kinda thirsty doe...
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︎ Jan 25 2020
This isnβt a dad joke but it kinda is
Everyday when I used to get off from school on a Friday my dad always says youβve been good you donβt have to go to school tomorrow unless you want to and I hate it.
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︎ May 09 2020
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
What kinda music they play at the old folks home?
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︎ May 14 2020
What's the best kinda bath bomb
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What kinda hauls?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Kinda pissed, think I'm gonna dip.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
My moment finally came in the dad joke universe, and my teenage son kinda giggled!
My son and I were in Lids picking out a nice hat for a Christmas present. We wanted to see one on the top rack so the employee grabbed her little hook tool to grab it. Well, she dropped it on the floor...
I told my son "I think we can get it for dirty percent off!"
My son smirked and laughed just barely but started saying no dad, just no.
I was pretty proud of myself!
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︎ Jul 22 2019
This one kinda hurts
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︎ Dec 24 2018
kinda suspect they killed the old chef to make that joke
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︎ Sep 28 2019
2 antennas got married last week. The wedding was kinda lame....
But the reception was amazing.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
Wow a GrassHopper is out. Itβs kinda odd but Iβve seen Stranger Things.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I donβt know guys....its smells kinda fishy.
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