Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Kinda sucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Plague doctors their masks kinda look like birds

I guess that's why they call them quacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baked_Ermo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Those are the he only for comments, that was kinda suprising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Ren
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Ngl, it’s kinda hard sometimes to have a penis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tooting-Orca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Im kinda afraid of Monkeys

I'm afraid they'll go ape on me

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_tak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Today my friend asked me β€œWhat kinda shit would make you want to stay home all day?”

I said β€œDiarrhea for sure”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Tarzan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr4zyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...

they're not called the Order of the Jelive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I was kinda proud of a pun I made today. reddit.com/r/CasualUK/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What kinda pants does Mario wear??

Denim, denim, denim.

Hope this hasn’t been posted before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtydave13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Not amaizeing(kinda corny), but I thought I'd share.
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Kinda briny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebtcrew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What kinda bees produce milk?

.....boobies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I'm kinda scared
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drainedlmao
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting

Then it let me down

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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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Nothing to this guy, but he's kinda an oxymoron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/currentlyinlondon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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When something is kinda rad, but not too rad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiggleyWafflez
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_without_wax
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Refrigerators look kinda boring

But actually they're pretty cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Breathing in kinda sucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickisa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My son told me he is feeling kinda chilly

I told him to go to the corner of the room

He asked why

It's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrahim210105
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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It's kinda cheesy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Featherz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said I’m kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.

So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheProtecter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...

"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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He is kinda cold doe
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I'm kinda retarded
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirchivvi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Websites have always seemed kinda fat...

I guess they have a lot of cookies...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Crosspost, kinda
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kytom31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Coronavirus got me kinda thirsty doe...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triensi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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This isn’t a dad joke but it kinda is

Everyday when I used to get off from school on a Friday my dad always says you’ve been good you don’t have to go to school tomorrow unless you want to and I hate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe-mama-69-
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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The electronics industry is kinda sexist

Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cj_oolay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What kinda music they play at the old folks home?

Broken hip hop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shahooster
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What's the best kinda bath bomb

A toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faraaah02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

Tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevonthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?

Clogs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asgore45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What kinda hauls?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbitoncrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Kinda pissed, think I'm gonna dip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSameSon23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My moment finally came in the dad joke universe, and my teenage son kinda giggled!

My son and I were in Lids picking out a nice hat for a Christmas present. We wanted to see one on the top rack so the employee grabbed her little hook tool to grab it. Well, she dropped it on the floor... I told my son "I think we can get it for dirty percent off!" My son smirked and laughed just barely but started saying no dad, just no. I was pretty proud of myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmuckRunner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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This one kinda hurts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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kinda suspect they killed the old chef to make that joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N_M96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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2 antennas got married last week. The wedding was kinda lame....

But the reception was amazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostMacone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Wow a GrassHopper is out. It’s kinda odd but I’ve seen Stranger Things.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Livmativ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I don’t know guys....its smells kinda fishy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Levsi09
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