48 Hilarious Kinda Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)

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👤︎ u/PrevAccountBanned

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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Kinda sucks

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👤︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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Plague doctors their masks kinda look like birds

I guess that's why they call them quacks

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👤︎ u/Baked_Ermo

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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Those are the he only for comments, that was kinda suprising

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👤︎ u/Sir_Ren

📅︎ Mar 18 2021

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Ngl, it’s kinda hard sometimes to have a penis

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👤︎ u/Tooting-Orca

📅︎ Feb 22 2021

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Im kinda afraid of Monkeys

I'm afraid they'll go ape on me

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👤︎ u/redditEATSinstagram

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)

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👤︎ u/no_tak

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Today my friend asked me “What kinda shit would make you want to stay home all day?”

I said “Diarrhea for sure”.

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👤︎ u/El-Tarzan

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now

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👤︎ u/kr4zyy

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...

they're not called the Order of the Jelive

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👤︎ u/saeldaug

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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I was kinda proud of a pun I made today. reddit.com/r/CasualUK/com…

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👤︎ u/Tiiba

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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What kinda pants does Mario wear??

Denim, denim, denim.

Hope this hasn’t been posted before.

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👤︎ u/dirtydave13

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Not amaizeing(kinda corny), but I thought I'd share.

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👤︎ u/Effervescent_Orange

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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Kinda briny

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👤︎ u/ebtcrew

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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What kinda bees produce milk?

.....boobies!

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👤︎ u/SnooAvocados7098

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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I'm kinda scared

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👤︎ u/Drainedlmao

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting

Then it let me down

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👤︎ u/batmans_apprentice

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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👤︎ u/IchHabKeinRedditName

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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Nothing to this guy, but he's kinda an oxymoron

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👤︎ u/currentlyinlondon

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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When something is kinda rad, but not too rad.

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👤︎ u/JiggleyWafflez

📅︎ May 28 2019

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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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👤︎ u/man_without_wax

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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Refrigerators look kinda boring

But actually they're pretty cool

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👤︎ u/buckarooBanzii

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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Breathing in kinda sucks

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👤︎ u/wickisa

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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My son told me he is feeling kinda chilly

I told him to go to the corner of the room

He asked why

It's 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/ibrahim210105

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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It's kinda cheesy

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👤︎ u/Sir_Featherz

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said I’m kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.

So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.

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👤︎ u/TheProtecter

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...

"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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He is kinda cold doe

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👤︎ u/DannyDevitosMagnumD

📅︎ Apr 11 2020

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Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.

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👤︎ u/AMswag123

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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I'm kinda retarded

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👤︎ u/sirchivvi

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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Websites have always seemed kinda fat...

I guess they have a lot of cookies...

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👤︎ u/WalterNewton

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Crosspost, kinda

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👤︎ u/Kytom31

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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Coronavirus got me kinda thirsty doe...

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👤︎ u/Triensi

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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This isn’t a dad joke but it kinda is

Everyday when I used to get off from school on a Friday my dad always says you’ve been good you don’t have to go to school tomorrow unless you want to and I hate it.

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👤︎ u/joe-mama-69-

📅︎ May 09 2020

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The electronics industry is kinda sexist

Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?

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👤︎ u/cj_oolay

📅︎ Apr 04 2020

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What kinda music they play at the old folks home?

Broken hip hop?

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👤︎ u/shahooster

📅︎ May 14 2020

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What's the best kinda bath bomb

A toaster.

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👤︎ u/faraaah02

📅︎ Mar 31 2020

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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

Tenants

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👤︎ u/Kevonthe2nd

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?

Clogs!

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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Kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?

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👤︎ u/Asgore45

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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What kinda hauls?

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👤︎ u/rabbitoncrack

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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Kinda pissed, think I'm gonna dip.

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👤︎ u/TheSameSon23

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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My moment finally came in the dad joke universe, and my teenage son kinda giggled!

My son and I were in Lids picking out a nice hat for a Christmas present. We wanted to see one on the top rack so the employee grabbed her little hook tool to grab it. Well, she dropped it on the floor... I told my son "I think we can get it for dirty percent off!" My son smirked and laughed just barely but started saying no dad, just no. I was pretty proud of myself!

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👤︎ u/AmuckRunner

📅︎ Jul 22 2019

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This one kinda hurts