Kick (football) Puns

A list of puns related to "Kick (football)"

In honor of my grandfather: You should get a football...

... I think you'd get a real kick out of it.

If you don't like that, get an adding machine, because that's what counts.

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👤︎ u/bobertskey
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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👤︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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My football coach seemed to find my lack of punting ability amusing

I however, couldn't seem to get a kick out of it

bonus: (pun)ting

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👤︎ u/ppoong
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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I don't play football because i enjoy the sport

I do it for the kicks

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👤︎ u/christian_garfield
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Why did the phantom get stretchered off from the ghost football game?

He got kicked in the ghoulies.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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My 9 year old just dad joked me

We are watching football and they just kicked an extra point. He says to me that it would be pretty cool if the net wasnt there and it hit the screen behind it... i told him that it wouldnt be very cool... and he came back with "i would call it a screen shot"

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👤︎ u/CDub3k
📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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