If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, whatβs on the outside?
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
Itβs illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
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οΈ Apr 10 2021
How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?
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οΈ Apr 01 2021
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny.
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
Women were not allowed inside the temple...
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
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οΈ Apr 04 2021
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
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οΈ Mar 25 2021
There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...
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οΈ Apr 02 2021
My daughter asked: what's on the inside of the nugget?
My wife said: the nu-guts
I'll see us all out now
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
Interviewer: Where do you prefer to put it inside?
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οΈ Apr 06 2021
What when fixed becomes broken inside?
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joyβs blood type?
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
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οΈ Feb 16 2021
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
Child walks past the parents bedroom, peaks inside and mumbles....
"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."
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οΈ Feb 21 2021
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
The last time I was inside a woman.....
I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. π½
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οΈ Feb 12 2021
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
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οΈ Jan 06 2021
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
What do you call a porta-potty thatβs bigger on the inside?
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
I've just dissected an ox eye to see what's inside it.
It was an eye opening experience.
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
Why aren't inside jokes funny? [OC]
Because they can't think outside the box.
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
I found my dog had a stash of stolen goods inside his kennel.
I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside
I guess she is more of a house cat
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οΈ Aug 27 2020
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
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οΈ Mar 03 2020
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what heβs found...
She says, βOh, thatβs horrible. Are they moving?β
The guy replies, βI donβt know, but that would explain the suitcase.β
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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οΈ Mar 19 2021
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, whatβs on the outside?
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
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