If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny.
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
Women were not allowed inside the temple...
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...
My daughter asked: what's on the inside of the nugget?
My wife said: the nu-guts
I'll see us all out now
Interviewer: Where do you prefer to put it inside?
What when fixed becomes broken inside?
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
Child walks past the parents bedroom, peaks inside and mumbles....
"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
The last time I was inside a woman.....
I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. 🗽
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?
I've just dissected an ox eye to see what's inside it.
It was an eye opening experience.
nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Why aren't inside jokes funny? [OC]
Because they can't think outside the box.
I found my dog had a stash of stolen goods inside his kennel.
I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.
I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside
I guess she is more of a house cat
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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