If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OwenJthomas89
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A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
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I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.

.. just so glad She's now finally independent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice

Because that would be in cider trading

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/canyuse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?

Lukewarm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_macaroons
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Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny.

Judge: What?

Lawyer: He's in a cent.

Judge: You're going to jail with him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LopsidedTeaching8583
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Women were not allowed inside the temple...

... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.

Then, I was born.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/majestic_walrus1
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There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...

I must have sharp eyes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DuctTapeNinja99
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My daughter asked: what's on the inside of the nugget?

My wife said: the nu-guts

I'll see us all out now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshuaquiz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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Interviewer: Where do you prefer to put it inside?

Solar System: Uranus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cxcxxxc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2021
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What when fixed becomes broken inside?

Pets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrestigeZyra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Char0626
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?

Salmon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...

Must be that Ambien music that they play

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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Child walks past the parents bedroom, peaks inside and mumbles....

"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.

Well mine better be sour cream and onion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.

So I went back home

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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The last time I was inside a woman.....

I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. πŸ—½

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....

Then I was born.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.

It's a gift.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?

It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Octagon_Time_Machine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stressedbybooks9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4-8Newday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?

A turdis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scepticgamer511
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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I've just dissected an ox eye to see what's inside it.

It was an eye opening experience.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DatLima25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ouosvvav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altus-
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Why aren't inside jokes funny? [OC]

Because they can't think outside the box.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Charming_Yellow
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I found my dog had a stash of stolen goods inside his kennel.

I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside

I guess she is more of a house cat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Limehulio
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Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..

So I decided to call a toe-truck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThaPlymouth
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

They were in four mints.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2021
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If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thepenguinja
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If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

K9P.

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If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
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