A list of puns related to "Income"
Iβm hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
He was their sole bread wiener.
My dad: there's no need to insult my income like that.
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
Because business only comes and goes
It was gross.
Itβll be pay as you urn.
You take advantage of dodgy programming...
They get paid income.
Paying tithing just decimates your income
But first we need a stable income.
Why cant we find good steak? -They are indeed very rare (I apologise)
But discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Income-plete.
Because they are on the doughnut call list
Basically, theyβve been stripped of their source of income.
....based on what their parents income is.
...is having a stable income.
Aah, call of beauty guys.
*Roger *
*Roger that *
WORKING ON A JOB
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned I just couldnβt concentrate. . Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldnβt hack it, so they gave me the axe. . After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasnβt suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow. . Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. . I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldnβt cut it. . I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldnβt cut the mustard. . My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasnβt note worthy. . I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didnβt have any patience. . Next was a job in a shoe factory; but it just wasnβt the right fit. . I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldnβt live on my net income. . I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. . I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. . After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. . My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
And then it struck me....
FeyoncΓ©
But his Net income always put me off.
I hope it brings me a stable income.
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
My income is low-er and this maybe my career's financy low-year.
I work security at a large lab. We have a safety rating of green/yellow/red that we need to ask incoming workers. This occurred today when my co-worker greeted an incoming employee.
Co-worker: βHello. What kind of work are you doing today? Green, yellow, or red work?β
Employee: βIβm just going to my office to water my plants.β
Me: βThatβs definitely green work.β
Co-worker: βDid you have to?β
Me: βSorry. That joke was low hanging fruit.β
Co-worker: βReally?β
Me: βGuess Iβm stacking them up like cord wood today.β
Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'
Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '
Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '
Me : ' like who ? '
Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '
And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .
Because he's the second income ant
I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.
I was talking to my dad about Africa, and I jokingly said that they should have some casinos to generate income.
Dad: They can't have any casinos that would stay in business.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because of all the cheetahs.
Stable income.
.....based on what their parents income is.
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
Then discovered I couldn't live on my net income
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.