A list of puns related to "Taxes"
He's a master of deduction
An accountant.
Turns out they prefer money.
A Sigmund Fraud.
It did not pay off.
I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.
It would be called Operation Pot Holes
They're account ants.
Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization
I wind up come April in a higher slacks bracket!
It's the naked truth.
Dad: What about the elementary schools?
"This is too much - I'm exhausted!"
"...sounds taxing."
They set up shell corporations.
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Unfortunately the government only accepts checks.
He may commit tax freud
Things get a little Messi in court.
As I'm filing my taxes, I said to my wife in the other room "This is really taxing." She came in and asked "What is?", saw what I was doing, and groaned then chuckled.
I'm really intuit
But this year, I'm just not that Intuit.
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