How do stoner couples file their taxes?

Jointly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moist_bum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?

He's a master of deduction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?

An accountant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I tried to pay my taxes to the IRS with a smile

Turns out they prefer money.

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What would you call a psychologist who doesn't do his taxes?

A Sigmund Fraud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJ23isgod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?

CPA-3PO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to evade his taxes?

It did not pay off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienhighness
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I celebrated 4/20 by filing my taxes

jointly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benboozle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.

I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Z08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair

It would be called Operation Pot Holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My house is infested with insects, but at least they are helping me with my taxes.

They're account ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Why don't atheist have to pay taxes.

Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridge_view
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I don't do my own taxes

I'm not really Intuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I eat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed when doing taxes...

I wind up come April in a higher slacks bracket!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Lady Godiva rode nude though Coventry to protest taxes.

It's the naked truth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Me: The city has high school taxes.

Dad: What about the elementary schools?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newgg78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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GF has been working on her taxes for the last two hours

"This is too much - I'm exhausted!"

"...sounds taxing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrThuglove
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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How do crabs evade taxes?

They set up shell corporations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_food
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thora-suan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomdelfino
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Like every good citizen, I like to pay my taxes with a smile.

Unfortunately the government only accepts checks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Never trust a psychologist to do your taxes

He may commit tax freud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappedcouchfarts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What happens when Argentinians don’t pay taxes.....

Things get a little Messi in court.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liamkw2003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Is it fair to say that the idea of taxes is tariffying?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironoxidey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Taxes

As I'm filing my taxes, I said to my wife in the other room "This is really taxing." She came in and asked "What is?", saw what I was doing, and groaned then chuckled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluedoggg42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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I use Turbo Tax evrey year for my taxes

I'm really intuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thethirdwheel11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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I used to love doing my taxes.

But this year, I'm just not that Intuit.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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