My friend called me in a panic and shouted, β€œAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he’s really a big lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingkitten101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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When I was renovating my house, I found a secret stash hidden in the walls.

Someone drew a mustache on the wall behind the wall paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A man attempted to kill me in my own house last night...

Luckily I was in my living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrenzyKevlar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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The ghost in my house is always honest when admitting to making a mess

You could say they are very transparent.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Cow in front of my house was showing me real attitude

She was being Moo-dy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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The company that made the lift in my house is called Schindler. Yup. That's right. It's a Schindler's lift.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnasfox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I accidentally broke my most expensive bottle of booze in the house!

Luckily, I was able to fix it with my scotch tape!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.

My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My dad said he's the best dad in the house...

...he can quarantee it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PelleSketchy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

Tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevonthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I put a miniature black hole in my house

It really brings the family together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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The power went out in my house today.

I was delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I was cold in the house and asked my Dad to turn the heating up. He said β€œGo stand in the corner....

... it’s 90 degrees”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasntSureAtFirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I was in a cab one time and got curious. I asked the cabbie if he liked his job. He said, β€œOh sure. I’m out of the house, away from my nagging wife and I don’t have anyone telling me what to do.”

I told him, β€œTurn right at the next corner.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I was told to be sure to use the right nails for putting down trim in my house, but I can't find any.

At this point, I'm not even sure Finland makes nails!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keenDean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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The basement in my new house is unfinished...

Because it’s swedished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roadslush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I recently moved in with my rich dad to his house on the French country side. I’m afraid I’ll never be as successful as him and buy my own place.

I guess I’ll always live in my fathers chateau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukiiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Someone else's son is in my house...

Me: Son, your bath is ready!

Son: I'm just getting my toys!

Me: Oh... Hello just getting my toys, if you see my son can you tell him his bath's ready?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I had to replace all the windows in my house today...

What a pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maskillzizillz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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The lights in my house just went out so I have to call an electrician.

I’m unable to deal with the current situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haas19
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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My friend still refuses to admit his house is in an egyptian river!

He is living in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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When my kids asked me why their tree house is in the shape of an octagon

I said "corners were cut during its construction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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In my house I'm the boss and what ever I say goes!

So when I say pick your feet up because I'm washing the floors you pick your feet up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I got trapped in a bidding war for a house because my wife loved the lengthy corridor.

I’m in it for the long hall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Underage drinking is a massive problem in my house.

My son's been drinking whisky that's only aged for two years.

He's the dumbest thirteen-year-old I've ever met.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Company came over and we had nothing in the house, so my wife wanted to put out my gourmet cheeses. I refused but she said I had to be a good host

But I don’t give Edam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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My 3yr old son told me there was a real dinosaur in the house! So we spent the morning looking for it when we saw a tail around the corner, but it was just a fossil-arm.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasich
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I had to decide on what method I wanted to use in my house to get to the second floor. The options were stairs or a vertical climbing apparatus

I chose the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispOG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My favorite comedian was in a house fire and got 2nd degree burns over his entire body.

Hey always enjoyed a good roast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an_actual_goat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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In my opinion, if we’re gonna fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be our country’s haunted houses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Clock_King
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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The workers installing a new doorknob in my house put it in incorrectly...

...They said anyone could’ve made that mistake. If you ask me, the whole thing was just badly handled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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So once I was out in front of my house, and the mailman came by with a letter from the Pope. I looked at the man and was surprised to see that he was my brother.

He was my Father’s Son with the Holy Post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brisingr2
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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In my house what I says goes...

...right out the window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My wife saw a spider in our house and told me to take it out.

He seems pretty cool. Had some good conversation. He said he wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agonist85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I named a bug in my house Buddha

He’s a Buddha pest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I have a poster of the clown from it in my house that I move everyday.

Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him β€œNature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nsertnamehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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OH MY GOD. Just had the police at my house claiming I’ve stolen a photographers photograph from a art gallery. After explaining that I haven’t been around art gallery’s in years, we both come to the conclusion that someone’s trying to frame me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresleyWalker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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My neighbor put up a new transparent barrier around their house. My dad is up in arms.

He said it’s clearly offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhynerSaurus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I just crashed my car in a lane between two houses -- one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Ball, and one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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My wife and I hung a copy of the US constitution in our house.

We call it the decoration of independence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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My dog peed in the house last night...

I looked right at her and said Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVAC_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I came home the other day and found out that all the bulbs in my house have been stolen...

I was delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiroccoTheDawn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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My wife's friends are coming over, so she's said, "Don't walk around the house in your underwear."

I guess that gives me an excuse to be naked then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Had to cut the legs off my kid's bunk beds so they could fit in our new house.

Now they're sunk beds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Finally caught this mouse in my house *bleep, blop* (xpost from r/totallynotrobots)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookingforsome1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I went over to my dad's house this morning for breakfast. With a worried look, I turned to him and said, "Dad, did you know there's mold in your fridge?"

He came over and saw this. I honestly don't know why he wasn't prepared for that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grammarxcore
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I got a ticket for driving from work to my house without getting in an accident.

They got me for wreckless driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.

It was a reduction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faireduvelo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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My wife has banned dad jokes in our house

So I have to stand outside and shout them in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catfightonahotdog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Last time I was in my friend's house I took a bath

I just think it fits better in my bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qrefahrt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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My son like to play hopscotch outside in front of the house with his friends

But in my driveway is where I draw the line!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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A couple of years ago, my wife made it clear that she wanted NO hardwood in the house.

I haven’t had a boner in 2 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookmina
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My wife was yelling and upset with me that I couldn't figure out the exact route to her parents house in Canada from our place in Ohio.

I told her it was border line abuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnaEd64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I announced to my family, "Certain people in this house have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves..."

"...but I don't like to point fingers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My friend loves books, so I suggest she makes a house of them to live in

My only question to her was, how many stories would it be?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_of_Dorks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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This was for my HP superfan son: Where do students in Slytherin House get their school supplies?

Snaples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kardinos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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We put in a bid on a house because my wife fell in love with the lengthy corridor.

Now we are in it for the long hall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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One I heard on the Johnny Cash show: "My wife and I haven't had a single fight in our house"

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngblood519
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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When I tell my dad, " I need to hop in the shower real quick before we leave the house".

Ok, but I'd rather you hop real slow. Bathroom falls account for the majority of home injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cypressinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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I took all the watches in my house the other day and made them into a belt

To be honest though, it was just a waste of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theo_waugh_2746
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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My pen pal in Jordan has a job at a horror house. He dresses up as a large beetle and chases people.

He’s a scarab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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All the paper towels in my house went missing.

I think I need to hire a Bounty hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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People believed me when I said I'd covered my house in cloth.

But it was a complete fabrication.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Every time I leave my house in the winter it reminds me of a jalapeΓ±o.

Because its a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHIL-yes-PLZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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My roommate and I have been working on re-wiring the living room in our house.

We’ve been having a lot of issues getting everything to work, so it was hard for my roommate to resist the excitement when I turned everything on and it worked. I, on the other hand, was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximilian156
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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My daughter looked up a definition in her Random House dictionary. I said...

"Have you tried the Alphabetical Order House dictionary? It's way easier to find stuff."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoatforavillage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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My uncle, aunt, dad and I were in the car talking about our house back home

My dad: "We have some hydrangeas, except the deer ate them down to one inch." My uncle: "So I guess they're low-drangeas now." I chuckled, but my aunt sighed heavily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasiaflyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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The beam over the stairs in my house is a bit low, so I put up an appropriate warning sign. [yes, I'm a dad]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeronine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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My 10yo cousin made herself a birthday card with her age on it, using glue and glitter. I told her there was no way I'm having that nonsense in my house.

I'm glue-ten intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katubug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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My wife told me she just squished a huge millipede in the house

I said "I bet it was so startled it milipeed it's pants'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theevilrobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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My wife and I were discussing buying a house with some land in the future...

And she said "Yeah if we have stables, we can offer livery services. People pay a lot for that."

I said, "yeah, and you can also grow some crops, like onions, if we had the land."

Long pause...

"Then you can offer livery and onion services!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyewitBass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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I have to keep the temperature in my house warm at night because cold air gives me atheism attacks...

...it makes me Confucian all night long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aqua_zesty_man
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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So I walked in on a thief in my house...

He was stealing my highly collectible antique board games, and I must have surprised him, because he threw one at my head. Just before I was knocked unconcious, I saw my Life flash before my eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idostuffalso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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Last night, my mom was complaining about how there wasn't enough estrogen in the house.

Her: "Its too male in here!"

Me: "Its not like we're in the post office."

My dad my brother and my mom all looked at me confused.

Me: "She said it was too male in here."

All three of them got up from the table and left the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gravitationalBS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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We've been having a lot of flies in the house lately. I think my wife knows why now.

My wife said "For each one we kill, two emerge."

I said "Looks like we have a flydra problem on our hands."

She walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnstantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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I walked in to my house and shouted, "I have a new cat joke!"

"Just kitt'en!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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My grandmother has many religious statues, crosses, and cats in her house.

No doubt she's a Cat-holic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23farendheight
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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I used to go over to my grandmother's house in the middle of the night and drink earl grey with her. It was our ritual. I called this evening out of habit, forgetting she had passed away, and her ghost answered.

I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWmba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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My physician refuses to treat me due to all the junk in my house....

....guess I shouldn't go to Doctors Without Hoarders......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2016
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We have a problem with a ghost in my house. I think it's drunk.

It keeps asking for boos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RanchRelaxo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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I have to park in the alley behind my house

Now I have to park my Subaru outback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semi-flaccid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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My daughter was complaining that it was cold in the house

I told her to go into the corner, it's 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudolfVonKruger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My son said it was getting cold in our house....

I said " Go stand in the corner to warm up, it's 90 degrees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roach2791
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My daughter told me it was too cold in the house and she couldn't do her math homework.

I told her to go sit in a corner. They're all 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Well_Prepared
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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