I guess she liked how it looked originally.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
"He was always looking down on me!"
He’s a pickup artist.
They have refined tastes
It's endeering.
They flex their mussels.
It's the thot that counts
He wrote poultry for her.
But a unicycle one wheel.
No pun in ten did.
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
It was A Major task but I can only C Minor improvement.
It turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before.
Until I explain it’s to protect my teeth from grinding while I sleep.
She asked me why, and I had honestly not expected it-- so I panicked and went, "I dunno, "Z"?"
The police said "That's a loco motive."
So I brought TWO boxes of wine.
But I was just projecting.
He’s a pickup artist.
He’s a pickup artist.
