I saw an albino impressionist today...

.. but he was a pale imitation of the real thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Collecting Impressionist art is a pricey hobby.

It requires a lot of monet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, β€œWhy the wrong face?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My friend is weirdly addicted to going to museums and kissing Impressionist paintings.

He puts his Monet where his mouth is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weirfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Paul McCartney grew irritated that he couldn't purchase a call girl with impressionist paintings

He said, "I don't care too much for Monet. Monet can't buy me love."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socrathustra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Dad joked my girlfriend for my prom proposal

Me: Who's your favorite artist? Her: Um I don't know, I guess I like impressionists. Me: Well my favorite artist is will you Vincent Van Gogh to prom with me

She had the biggest and cutest smile I've ever seen :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMelonHead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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My friend just dad joked me.

So we were going to see an Impressionist exhibit at the art museum and my friend, in her best Jerry Maguire voice, goes "Show me the Monet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fowlerbaby123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œWhy the wrong face?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œWhy the wrong face?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œWhy the wrong face?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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