The Impressionist Puns

A list of puns related to "The Impressionist"

The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “Why the wrong face?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

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👤︎ u/Weirfish
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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Dad joked my girlfriend for my prom proposal

Me: Who's your favorite artist? Her: Um I don't know, I guess I like impressionists. Me: Well my favorite artist is will you Vincent Van Gogh to prom with me

She had the biggest and cutest smile I've ever seen :)

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👤︎ u/CaptainMelonHead
📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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My friend just dad joked me.

So we were going to see an Impressionist exhibit at the art museum and my friend, in her best Jerry Maguire voice, goes "Show me the Monet!"

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👤︎ u/Fowlerbaby123
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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