My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
He’s a pickup artist.
Why is it so hard to impress oil connoisseurs?
They have refined tastes
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
It's endeering.
How do fish impress the ladies?
They flex their mussels.
A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him
It's the thot that counts
What did the rooster do to impress the hen?
He wrote poultry for her.
Bicycle jokes won't impress you
But a unicycle one wheel.
A boy complains to his father: 'You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!'
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
I tried 2 short of a dozen puns to impress her...
No pun in ten did.
I wanted to impress my friends, so I learned how to improve my guitar skills.
It was A Major task but I can only C Minor improvement.
I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal.
It turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before.
A lot of people are impress when I tell them I have a night guard
Until I explain it’s to protect my teeth from grinding while I sleep.
Was trying to impress a fine looking lady just the other evening, and I told her people call me "X".
She asked me why, and I had honestly not expected it-- so I panicked and went, "I dunno, "Z"?"
A man wanted to impress his friends so he stole a train…
The police said "That's a loco motive."
I really wanted to impress my wife's upper class parents.
So I brought TWO boxes of wine.
I thought I'd impress everyone by showing my presentation on the conference room wall...
But I was just projecting.
Why is the rear of a ship so hard to impress? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
"If you really want to impress your lady friend, then you need to give your package a little enhancement..." youtube.com/watch?v=a0rtp…
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
He’s a pickup artist.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
He’s a pickup artist.
