How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?

North, things between West and me has recently gone South.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ?

They deserve a no bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.

The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karanrime
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Police officer informs a wife that her husbund has been found drowned in a vat of beer.

The wife said "was it murder"? The officer said "no madam it was suicide" The wife said how" can you tell"? The police said - "On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?

...by tex-mexage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I regress to inform you...

Googoo gaga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtoXoa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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It is with deepest regret that I have to inform you all, my poultry dating site will be closing down,

as I can no longer make hens meet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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How did the inventor of the calendar inform his wife about his accomplishment?

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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There's only one traffic sign that informs you and launches an investigation

Stop, A head!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InspectorBugNuts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Bro, can you tell me a way to inform people about my campaign?

Yeah, brochure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shpap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.

They can call it "Genital Hospital".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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My mother-in-law informs me she is waiting on a knee replacement

Me: Then you'll have a faux-knee (phony).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TravellingMatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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A dad informs his son of his heritage.

A dad walks up to his son and says, "Son, I think it's about time I told you about your real heritage. You see son, you're half-Arabic." The son is very surprised: "What?! Dad, I thought we were white!"

The dad fumbles around behind his back for a minute and says, "I know it comes as a shock, but I think in time, I can help you embrace your roots." He then pulls a paper bag from behind his back and puts it on his head: "In the meantime, you can call me BAG DAD."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TundieRice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2016
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Gaming mouse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Potato_222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?

A databass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.

They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"

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Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?

That information is strictly confidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sal4Sale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...

a-reptile-disfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murdock431
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information

Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightningClone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?

A uniformed racist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a well informed wolf ?

Aware_wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime

Ya don’t say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls

...I said Pgigadactyls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOldGods37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.

I hope it’s not a wind up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?

A Hacksaw.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoNaGii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"AYE MATEY."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Where did the father store all his information?

In the Dada-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPHarrison007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Where do DJs get their information?

The wiki wiki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrimpio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.

It's sage advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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In what month was Shrek born?

Oct-ogre

(Credit to my 4-y old!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowblowjoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Important information

Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45

Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75

Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34

Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Informative product review
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeant_RL-3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?

A HIPAA-potamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Hey MC Snow, your wife’s package has been delivered.

Inform her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My wife just informed me that β€œterrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue....

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelb5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.

They need to get their fax straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.

I had in-cider information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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The media are now only using email to transfer information

They don’t care about fax anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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How did Kim and Kanye inform their kid that they were divorcing?

Sorry North, things went South.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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