How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?

North, things between West and me has recently gone South.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ?

They deserve a no bell prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkalan64
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A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.

The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karanrime
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Police officer informs a wife that her husbund has been found drowned in a vat of beer.

The wife said "was it murder"? The officer said "no madam it was suicide" The wife said how" can you tell"? The police said - "On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiger7971
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How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?

...by tex-mexage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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I regress to inform you...

Googoo gaga

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProtoXoa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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It is with deepest regret that I have to inform you all, my poultry dating site will be closing down,

as I can no longer make hens meet!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twigsnapper
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How did the inventor of the calendar inform his wife about his accomplishment?

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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There's only one traffic sign that informs you and launches an investigation

Stop, A head!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InspectorBugNuts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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Bro, can you tell me a way to inform people about my campaign?

Yeah, brochure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shpap
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There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.

They can call it "Genital Hospital".

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My mother-in-law informs me she is waiting on a knee replacement

Me: Then you'll have a faux-knee (phony).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TravellingMatt
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A dad informs his son of his heritage.

A dad walks up to his son and says, "Son, I think it's about time I told you about your real heritage. You see son, you're half-Arabic." The son is very surprised: "What?! Dad, I thought we were white!"

The dad fumbles around behind his back for a minute and says, "I know it comes as a shock, but I think in time, I can help you embrace your roots." He then pulls a paper bag from behind his back and puts it on his head: "In the meantime, you can call me BAG DAD."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TundieRice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2016
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Gaming mouse
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hairy_Potato_222
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What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?

A databass.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2021
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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emination_
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I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.

They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoWingedHussarsToday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?

That information is strictly confidental

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sal4Sale
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A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...

a-reptile-disfunction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Murdock431
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information

Get it?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LightningClone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2020
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They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?

A uniformed racist!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a well informed wolf ?

Aware_wolf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime

Ya don’t say.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2020
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Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls

...I said Pgigadactyls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheOldGods37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.

I hope it’s not a wind up

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?

A Hacksaw.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheNocturnalCarrot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZoNaGii
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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2020
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"AYE MATEY."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Where did the father store all his information?

In the Dada-base.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JPHarrison007
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/denandbil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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Where do DJs get their information?

The wiki wiki

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shrimpio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.

It's sage advice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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In what month was Shrek born?

Oct-ogre

(Credit to my 4-y old!)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snowblowjoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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Important information

Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45

Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75

Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34

Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2020
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Informative product review
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sergeant_RL-3
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2018
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Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?

A HIPAA-potamus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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Hey MC Snow, your wife’s package has been delivered.

Inform her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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My wife just informed me that β€œterrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue....

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikelb5
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I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.

They need to get their fax straight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.

I had in-cider information.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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The media are now only using email to transfer information

They don’t care about fax anymore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2020
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How did Kim and Kanye inform their kid that they were divorcing?

Sorry North, things went South.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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