Regret to Inform Puns

A list of puns related to "Regret to Inform"

It is with deepest regret that I have to inform you all, my poultry dating site will be closing down,

as I can no longer make hens meet!

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Getting p(irate)

What's a pirates favourite letter? R!!

What's a pirates second favourite letter?? C!!

What's a pirates least favourite letter??

Dear Mr Pirate, we regret to inform you that due to improper acquirement of docking paperwork your ship has been seized....

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👤︎ u/optometris
📅︎ Jan 25 2017
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In the middle of cooking dinner for our relatives, my dad comes up to me ...

Says "I regret to inform you, but we are out of time " and holds this up.

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👤︎ u/CelestialHorizon
📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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