I told my sister that my Johan Sebastian was hurting me after a long car ride.

She said: Your bach?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSanther9047
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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If the arch of your foot keeps hurting and there's nothing you can do about it...

Does that make it your... arch nemesis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObsidianOtter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrescoIX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My cat scratches me to get my attention, I like to think he doesn't realize he's hurting me,

he just has issues with claws and effects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfranksinatra
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings

I am bored let's drink mouthwash.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I think automation is hurting our economy...

When I write my life story, it will be a manual biography!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I took a bite out of French bread while my teeth were hurting.

It was a bit of a pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBellsprout101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Man, this solar eclipse is hurting my ego..

It just feels like I'm living in the moon's shadow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BabyYodaIsBest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a t-rex that's hurting?

A Dinosore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vaishnav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I went to see my Orthopedist to look at my legs since they were hurting

He asked me "Where do you feel pain the most, Indonesia?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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The worst part of hurting your back...

is how you are always wrong after it heals. For instance, every time you get up you just stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadbonbon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My wife is weeks pregnant. Lately the position of the baby has been hurting her tail bone. I had my face down by the belly, and my wife told me to talk to it. β€œQuit hurting your mother.” I said β€œ You’re grounded!”

β€œGo to your womb!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thor_loop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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My son was complaining about his wisdom teeth hurting.

I told him "That's why they are called 'wisdom' teeth:because they smart!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotlouise
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...

I told her it's all in her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mad_mister_march
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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My wife said her ear was hurting and asked if I could see if it was bleeding.

No, it's just red and ear...itated.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.

Now that's E-fish-in-sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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My brother’s ankle was hurting him yesterday

He asked me to check it out, so I put a check mark on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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My wife said she thinks her back is messed up cause it's hurting.

I told her to sleep on it and let me know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iatetacos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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My friend was struggling to tell me that her joints were hurting...

I guess she had a problem with articulation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowmansni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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I keep falling off my bike and hurting myself

It's really a vicious cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlekZandarr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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Told my dad my back has been hurting and I needed a chiropractor

His reply "my chiropractor told me that all my problems are behind me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SafetyAlways0ff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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My wife was complaining to me this morning about her back hurting overnight.

Wife: My back was killing me last night.

Me: It wasn't very successful. You're still here complaining about it right now.

I had to make my own tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDildo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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FiancΓ©e's back has been hurting.

Me: Then we should go to egypt posthaste! She:Why? Me: They have the best cairopractors! She: groan...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaptenenin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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