Hurting Puns

A list of puns related to "Hurting"

I told my sister that my Johan Sebastian was hurting me after a long car ride.

She said: Your bach?

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👤︎ u/TSanther9047
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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If the arch of your foot keeps hurting and there's nothing you can do about it...

Does that make it your... arch nemesis?

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👤︎ u/ObsidianOtter
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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👤︎ u/FrescoIX
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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My cat scratches me to get my attention, I like to think he doesn't realize he's hurting me,

he just has issues with claws and effects.

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👤︎ u/newfranksinatra
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings

I am bored let's drink mouthwash.

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👤︎ u/Kakashi_hatake_2903
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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I think automation is hurting our economy...

When I write my life story, it will be a manual biography!

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👤︎ u/TheTimeDictator
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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I took a bite out of French bread while my teeth were hurting.

It was a bit of a pain.

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👤︎ u/TheBellsprout101
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Man, this solar eclipse is hurting my ego..

It just feels like I'm living in the moon's shadow.

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👤︎ u/BabyYodaIsBest
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a t-rex that's hurting?

A Dinosore.

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👤︎ u/Vaishnav
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I went to see my Orthopedist to look at my legs since they were hurting

He asked me "Where do you feel pain the most, Indonesia?"

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👤︎ u/Mustacius
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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The worst part of hurting your back...

is how you are always wrong after it heals. For instance, every time you get up you just stand corrected.

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👤︎ u/deadbonbon
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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My wife is weeks pregnant. Lately the position of the baby has been hurting her tail bone. I had my face down by the belly, and my wife told me to talk to it. “Quit hurting your mother.” I said “ You’re grounded!”

“Go to your womb!”

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👤︎ u/thor_loop
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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My son was complaining about his wisdom teeth hurting.

I told him "That's why they are called 'wisdom' teeth:because they smart!"

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👤︎ u/imnotlouise
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...

I told her it's all in her head.

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👤︎ u/mad_mister_march
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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My wife said her ear was hurting and asked if I could see if it was bleeding.

No, it's just red and ear...itated.

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👤︎ u/AccidentalAbrasion
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.

Now that's E-fish-in-sea!

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👤︎ u/zenofire
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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My brother’s ankle was hurting him yesterday

He asked me to check it out, so I put a check mark on it.

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👤︎ u/oppressedkekistani
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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My wife said she thinks her back is messed up cause it's hurting.

I told her to sleep on it and let me know.

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👤︎ u/iatetacos
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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My friend was struggling to tell me that her joints were hurting...

I guess she had a problem with articulation.

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👤︎ u/snowmansni
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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I keep falling off my bike and hurting myself

It's really a vicious cycle.

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👤︎ u/AlekZandarr
📅︎ Jun 20 2015
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Told my dad my back has been hurting and I needed a chiropractor

His reply "my chiropractor told me that all my problems are behind me"

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👤︎ u/SafetyAlways0ff
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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My wife was complaining to me this morning about her back hurting overnight.

Wife: My back was killing me last night.

Me: It wasn't very successful. You're still here complaining about it right now.

I had to make my own tea.

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👤︎ u/BigDildo
📅︎ Sep 06 2014
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Fiancée's back has been hurting.

Me: Then we should go to egypt posthaste! She:Why? Me: They have the best cairopractors! She: groan...

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👤︎ u/Kaptenenin
📅︎ Jan 27 2015
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