Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Don't ever try eating a clock if you're in a hurry
Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
Black Widow-- cause she's Russian
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
What do you call a Slavic man in a hurry?
For when you need to camp in a hurry
This happened a while back, I was dropping my 7 year old school son to school. “Son, hurry up, we’re running late.”
Son: “no dad, we’re walking late.”
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
Mom: "Help! I'm hurt! Hurry, call me an ambulance!"
Dad: You're an ambulance.
I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said I’m kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
We have to hurry! We’re almost out of
Which country is always in a hurry?
Why was the journalist in a hurry?
He had pressing matters to attend
Why is Dad in such a hurry to buy the glue right before the road trip?
Because it's important that everyone sticks to the plan.
What are people who are always in a hurry called?
What type of facial hair often has to leave in a hurry?
Me: Dad, hurry up! I don't have any patience left!
Dad: Son, you never had any, because you're not a doctor.
What do eggs do when they are in a hurry?
Why is Batman in such a hurry?
He’s gotta go to the Batroom.
What does a Guacamole in a hurry say?
If you are a fan of Russian literature you better hurry.
I heard Tolstoi’s R Us is going out of business.
What kind of dressmaker does Taylor Swift use when in a hurry?
I need to learn how to fly in a hurry
but all the flight schools I call hang up on me when I ask if they offer crash courses.
I was told by Putin to hurry it up when I was in the airport.
Quit Stalin or I'll have to be Russian over here.
I need a pair of trousers altered in a hurry.
Does anyone know how I can get hold of Taylor Swift?
Hurry up
Dad: hurry up!
Me: I’m coming!
Dad: so is Christmas!
Oof this is a bad post
“Hey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? I’m Little Drummer Boy-ing”
“I’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”
Tonight I was at work and told a fellow employee I had to hurry and run straight to my next job from here.
He turned to me and asked, "wouldn't driving there be quicker?"
Everyone asked Robert Mueller to hurry up with the investigation..
He replied, "Quit Russian me!"
How does the Spanish carpet fitter get his workman to hurry up?
Underlay! Underlay!
Xpost: Jokes
How do you unlock the bathroom when you're in a hurry?
Why is everyone north of Mongolia in such a hurry?
How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?
Went to lunch with my dad yesterday and I was in a hurry to get back to work.
Me: Alright, Ive got to run.
Dad: Just take your car. It will be quicker.
In a Hurry
While driving past the cemetery my mom says "oh look they're building new grave plots" and my dad responds "people are dying to get a spot in there"
It's been very chilly for the past couple of days, so my SO was in a hurry to get inside.
SO: "I'm gonna run into the house when we get home"
Me: "Don't do that, you'll wreck the car."
No response except for a single sigh.
Did you hear about the Slavic man who was in a hurry?
Why was Batman in a hurry?
He had to go to the Batroom.
Which Avenger is in a hurry?
Black Widow. Shes Russian.
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