But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
A there-o
Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not
credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit
Heroin.
Leave it to Thor
He wasn't capable to do it.
Now he is a "glad he ate"er..
They call him Iran Man
Speeder-man
He sometimes wishes heβd never been Bourne.
You argon far from serving a noble cause
An Al-Gore-Rhythm
It was nuts!
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
Is it... Quark Kent...? Da dum tisssss
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
"I sea," said Aquaman
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
Anemone
Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.
The man, the myth, the legend
The PUNisher
What did the Super Hero Waiter serve to the Vegan Villain? Just-ice
He originally had dreams of being a web designer
Its going to be called Wii Will Rock You.
A badger of honor.
He was doing heroine.
I'm Thor
Our hero is rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
Our hero lives in Marree, South Australia. He hears about a job opportunity in Darwin, so goes to his car to drive the 3,100 ks to Darwin. One problem, his car won't start.
This is no problem for our hero, because he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
He walks to Darwin.
When he gets there, the bosses love him, and offer him the job on the spot.
"One problem," they say "The job is in Cape Town, and all air traffic has been halted because of the cyclones"
No problem for our hero. He's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
Our hero gets on the boat to travel the 11,000 ks to Cape Town.
Not far into the journey, the boat hits a storm and capsizes. No problems for our hero, he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
He starts swimming.
In the open ocean, a container ship spots him, and offers to help.
"One problem," the captain says over the loud speaker, "There's no rope".
No problem for our hero, he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
He scales the side of the ship bare-handed.
A few days later, they're attacked by pirates. One problem, he's unarmed and outnumbered
No problem for our hero as he is rough, he is tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
Our hero valiantly defends himself, gets some weapons, and is defending the bridge from all attackers.
He fights off the captain of the pirates, and deals him a mortal blow. One problem, the captain in his death throws, pushes our hero off the bridge, and he plummets towards the deck.
No problem for our hero as he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.
He was quite LEDGEndary.
Seems to me with a name like that he'd be a big win.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
