There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
I know these puns and the sub they came from deserve to be huckleburied in an unmarked grave. But please grant me Clemensy.
I can’t believe how cheesy this sub is.
https://imgur.com/gallery/bWpJujh
Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
HydroHomies is an interesting sub.
Who knew water could be so polarizing
What's Gordon Ramsey's least favorite sub?
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
Not to get all political in this sub, but...
Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
I have seen some crappy posts in this sub so here are some gems
Rubies, Diamonds, Emeralds, Opal, and Sapphire
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
Glad I found this sub because I love telling dad jokes
...he even laughs sometimes
This sub is like a dairy farm
Is this sub dead?
No one's posted here all decade...
(Regards from New Zealand)
This sub's extremely inactive...
There hasn't been any posts this year!
(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
This sub is going downhill
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
It's been forever since I've been on this sub
I reckon it was last year
Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.
My first reddit for-rum sub mission
I like to write jokes down from this sub and store them on my phone.
I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...
... but they've all been quarantined.
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
Saw this in another sub needed to be here
Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.
Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized
I got a warning message from a mod saying “my jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”
I replied saying “let the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once
I did this in another sub and wanted to share it with you guys.
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
I would like to personally thank this sub.
Every morning when I email my team their daily tasks, I include a joke from this sub. and I appreciate you all so I can try to make everyone laugh a little before rough work at a hospital. So thanks dads!
This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.
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